Whatever you do, avoid touching anyone named "John Mayer." This type of creature thinks that holding up a speedo by his shoulders is charming, and has no trouble talking about his sexual conquests in public. So, date the opposite of this guy for optimal happiness.
Who doesn’t love a good hike, especially when you get to hike with some serious eye candy.
So this is how Lord Disick is ringing in his big 3-2.