Mariah loves Mariah fans. She coos at contestants who credit her as their inspiration a bit more enthusiastically as she does for the rest.
“I was going to delicately suggest that perhaps you want to stay more on the dancing thing. But I think you’re very cute.”
(To Ieiesha Cotton, 19, who hacked up Ashanti’s, “Thank You” without one sideways glare.)
Caitlyn Jenner is giving thanks for the freedom to be herself on this very special Independence Day.