, Toph.You're like the Jeter of the Blogosphere.Have I ever told you that?And don't listen to this Sara Lee chick.What the hell does she know?How many chpniiomshap rings does she have?None, that's how many.Minnillo was good. I'm not gonna lie. She's got an ass that won't quit, some nice jubblies, and she looks very nice in a swimsuit.But, let me tell it to you straight. I turned this hottie inside out. I mean, my dick is like my bat 34 inches and 34 ounces.So, imagine what she's like after me?That's right used goods, my friend.So she's with Lachey because the only thing that will satisfy her after me is his enormous, melon-like head. Just look at her trying to hump it in the infamous pictures!And by the way, playa, Clemens and I are going on a double date tonight. Wish you were there, Toph.