Commando (1985)

  • Commando (1985)
Remember when 1980’s action heroes could fire 1,000 bullets from a single gun? And kill literally hundreds of faceless bad guys without facing any real legal or physical consequences? Commando may be the finest example of an over-the-top 1980’s action movie you’ll ever see, disregarding all rules of law or physics to present a perfect ballet of carnage and destruction. Also, puns. Some terrible, terrible puns. Example: Man impaled by smoldering, steel pipe in factory is told to “let off some steam.” Best. One-Liner. Ever.  
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