On his mother:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
via Playboy
Source: Pacific Coast News



Whether or not you think she's ugly, comparing ugliness or unsexiness to nomadic people isn't cool - it's racist.
SEXY? She looks like a freaking gypsy!