"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
If you weren't watching the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight last night because, naturally, you didn't want to buy it on Pay-Per-View, then you were probably watching better television like Saturday Night Live. To everyone's delight, Scarlett Johansson hosted last night's episode and slayed her opener by treating us with a little song and dance.