The 12 Least Fascinating People of ’09
How He Fails to Fascinate
How He Fails to Fascinate: He won the American Idol battle, but lost the war over the nation's interest. He's a fine musician, seems like a nice enough guyâ€”and is getting totally overshadowed by the guy he beat out.
How He Can Stop Boring Us: We hear that simulated oral sex on live TV is getting a lot of attention these days.