The 12 Least Fascinating People of ’09
How She Fails to Fascinate
How She Fails to Fascinate: Every year, she compiles a list of the most fascinating people. And you know that she has yet to be on that list? Speaks for itself, if you ask us.
How She Can Stop Boring Us: Suddenly haul off on her View co-hostess Elizabeth Hasselbeck by slapping her in the face while screaming, "You shut your stupid mouth!". You know she wants to.