In Touch padded its headline of "Katie's Weight Plummets" with paparazzi photos of Holmes linking skinny, post-split. Says Warech, "Some of the magazines will just say Jennifer Aniston is pregnant every few months until one day she actually is pregnant -- and then they'll pat themselves on the back for breaking the story."
Happy Memorial Day, America. Are you relaxing like our country’s most famous bachelor this weekend?
It’s Memorial Day, which means it’s also the unofficial start of beach season.