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Pink's Malibu Mystery Man

on Jun. 23, 2008 02:41 PM / 7 Comments

Those of you who've been lying awake nights, wondering if Pink will ever rebound from her failed marriage to motocross racer Carey Hart, can now rest easily.

Ms. M!ssundaztood was spotted in the scenic hamlet of Malibu, brazenly canoodling with a stocky, bearded gent in broad daylight. 

Either that, or the guy nearly drowned in the surf, and Pink dragged him ashore and administered CPR. Which wouldn't be surprising. The singer has been known to rush into burning buildings to save complete strangers' pets. She also has a reputation for negotiating hostage situations without even being asked. She's one of America's least-appreciated heroes.

Naw; these two are totally doing it. They would have rutted right there in the parking lot in front of God and everybody if it hadn't been for the intrusive presence of the paps' cameras.

Who is Pink's mystery man?
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  • notobsessed 1 yr 4 mos ago

    great taste, pink

  • bawwow 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Who cares- she annoys the crap outta me

  • katie999 1 yr 4 mos ago

    he doesn't seem like he'd be her type..

  • jharv 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Yeah, because her type has a vagina.

  • ballier88 1 yr 4 mos ago

    dude, thats totally suge knight.

  • christyjolie 1 yr 4 mos ago

    she has a penis

  • ratatouille 1 yr 4 mos ago

    word on various Pink fan sites is this is just Pinks bodyguard from the era of her "Can't Take Me Home" album .. just from these pix, it really does kinda look more like Pink has bumped into him .. and is happy to see him, and is saying a warm hello :)

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