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Posh and Becks: The Musical?

by celebuzz on Jul. 3, 2008 05:43 PM / 2 Comments
Posh and Becks: The Musical?
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Move over, Andrew Lloyd Webber; a wacky group of Irishmen have come up with a musical concept more far-fetched than you could ever dream of.

According to OK! Magazine, Dublin theater company Long Road Productions will be producing a "wild comedy romp" based on the life of soccer star David Beckham and his Spice Girl wife, Victoria. The satirical piece, titled MacBeck's, is scheduled to premiere next January.

"We're very excited by the script," says Long Road's Ronan Smith. "It borrows from Shakespeare's Macbeth, King Lear and Romeo & Juliet."

Stupendous! But they should really consider working in a little My Fair Lady. What would the production be without a number called "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Knobby Knees"?

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“David Beckham is hot, but his breath may not be. Becks reportedly takes fish oil tablets every day.

According to Star magazine (via HollyScoop)

"Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 — he even appears on the box — so he has to take it despite the consequences. And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy."


I've heard that the fish oil tablets are really good for health so who cares - he's an athlete. Maybe Victoria Beckham doesn't bother kissing him or she's just so happy with his huge package (and his big paychecks) that it outweighs the bad breath.”
Gabby Babble
“David Beckham has fishy breath and wife Victoria will have none of it, reports Star.

Whenever the 33-year-old soccer stud goes in to kiss his wife, she says, “P-U!”

Apparently Becks takes two Go3 pills, which are full of fish oil.

“Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 — he even appears on the box — so he has to take it despite the consequences,” says the source. “And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy.”

Yikes to bad breath!!!”
Just Jared
“I cannot imagine what my life would be like if I had such squirmy genitalia that required constant adjusting. Thank God my shit stays in place, or I'd probably only get half as much writing done on a daily basis as I do. My breasts are distracting enough as it is.

David Beckham grabbed his junk during the L.A. Galaxy's game against D.C. United, who shut out David's team 1-0. (CORRECTION: The score was 4-1 D.C. United. Sorry about that.) Poor David. At least he can go comfort himself by driving around in his Rolls Royce past some of his advertisements that he did for Giorgio Armani and say, "At least I'm still sexy."

And filthy stinking rich. When he and his family are out to eat and the table is wobbly, he just folds up $100 bills and jams them under one table leg to straighten it out. That's how rich people do things, y'all.”
Socialite Life
“Victoria Beckham hits up the ice skating rink with her sons at the Toyota Sports Center in El Segundo, Los Angeles on Sunday afternoon.

Victoria, 34, was seen her with 5-year-old son, Romeo, and actress pal Kate Beckinsale, who brought along her director husband Len Wiseman and daughter Lily. (Lily’s father is actor Michael Sheen.)

Earlier in the day, Kate, 34, stopped by a gas station to fill up her car and buy an iced cold drink from Starbucks.

David Beckham was busy on the soccer field with his team, LA Galaxy. They faced off against against DC United in a Major League Soccer game in Washington, DC.

15+ pictures inside of ice queen Victoria Beckham”
Just Jared
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  • buzzgent 1 yr 4 mos ago
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    Sigh...if only Sir Laurence Olivier were still alive.

  • buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago
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    I'd totally watch!

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