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Posh Responds to Corey Haim's Diss-and-Tell

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 03:25 PM / 5 Comments
Posh Responds to Corey Haim's Diss-and-Tell
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Is that Posh Spice's shadow lurking behind her? Oh, wait, it's just Victoria Beckham's BFF of the moment, fellow British beauty Kate Beckinsale.

Perhaps Kate is trying to convince her stick-thin friend to pose as her stunt booty. It doesn't get much smaller than Victoria's. The Spice Girl's about two lunges away from her rear end no longer existing.

Now, Vicky's responding to Corey Haim dragging skeletons out of the closet (pun totally intended) and rehashing their short-lived 1995 romance. For starters, they never had sex.

Mrs. Beckham told OK!, "In actual fact, he didn't seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss." Hmmm, that sounds familiar.

The wife of international soccer star David Beckham reflected on her puppy love and said, "Looking back, it's hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan."

As disappointed as Corey might be to hear that, he's got bigger problems to work out with his therapist at the moment.

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“Victoria Beckham is a really bad kisser, so claims ex-boyfriend Corey Haim . . . Wait, what the fuck? Corey Haim used to date Victoria Beckham? When did that happen? The Daily Mail says:

Victoria Beckham can’t kiss to save her life, says film has-been Corey Haim, who briefly dated the former Spice Girl before she married husband David. Haim, 36, known in the ’80s for his role in The Lost Boys, claims that Victoria gnawed on his lips and made a strange grrhh sound when they kissed. The pair met in 1995 when Victoria was at a London recording studio with her Spice Girl bandmates. They were ’soulmates’, says Haim, who claims Posh was so serious about him that she took him to her family home - where her parents warned him off visiting her bedroom at night.

“When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!” says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview. (Source)

Corey’s got it all wrong. When a chick bites your lip, that’s called flirting. When she spanks you on the ass, that’s called foreplay. And when she ties you up in leather, stuffs a ball gag in your mouth, and urinates on you like you’re a fire hydrant, that’s called love.* Is anyone actually surprised Victoria bit Corey’s lip? Look at the bitch — she’s starving!

*According to R. Kelly and Kim Kardashian”
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“"Lost Boys" actor Corey Haim has revealed that Victoria Beckham was a bad kisser. Apparently Corey dated Posh Spice in 1995, a year before she joined the Spice Girls. He said:

"When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!"

I guess David Beckham doesn't mind her gnawing on his lip though since they've been married almost 9 years. But maybe then again, he might not like it that much as he allegedly had other women.”
Gabby Babble
“Is it Bizarro Day here at Socialite Life? Am I really seeing Victoria Beckham in hippie jeans and flat sandals? Has she branched out into acting and this is for a part? Why is she playing a lesbian? I would ask why is she playing a "sullen lesbian" but she's always sullen.

Here's David Beckham, the kids, and whoever that woman is in Disneyland in Anaheim, California. Even Chip and Dale are going to ask her where her customary high heels are. I thought she couldn't walk without high heels? Or maybe that's Mariah Carey. I get confused - they're both ridiculous crazy bitches with way too much money.”
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