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Jessica Simpson Gets Pam Anderson All Ground Up

by celebuzz on Jun. 30, 2008 10:27 AM / 4 Comments

When Jessica Simpson slapped a "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt across her chest and puffed it up in front of the world press, sane observers assumed the message was a dig at boyfriend Tony Romo's famously vegetarian ex Carrie Underwood.

But PETA's star celeb Pamela Anderson doesn't take beef bingeing lying down. The Sun reports that Pam was asked about Jessica's shirt on an Australian radio program.

"I think she is a bitch and whore," Pam so delicately responded. "Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

After going through her third divorce, Anderson has reportedly reunited with the very meaty Tommy Lee. The couple gives every outward sign of being in renewed heaven. But for someone so happy, the PETA rep sure seems testy.

Something missing from your diet, Pammy?

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“Physician, heal thyself! Bitch and whore Pamela Anderson referred to Jessica Simpson as "bitch" and a "whore" on an Australian radio show.

PETA servant Pam is pissed at Simpson for sporting that "Real Girls Eat Meat" t-shirt. Pam, despite being a turbo-slut beyond all reasoning and having her own crosses to bare, feels that Simpson's support of meat (uh...) is wrong. JUST WRONG!

"I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men," Pam slurred. This ho is crazy. Not that I'm a Jessica Simpson supporter, but where does she get off on her 16th hook-up with that guy who gave her the hep and just coming off her third divorce? Bitch, please.

About not eating meat, Pam says "I think it's healthy, good for your body and good for the environment." Oh, she's eating some kind of meat. Let me tell ya.”

Socialite Life

“Here's Pamela Anderson dressed as Betsy Ross for Radar magazine. An incredibly slutty Betsy Ross who is available for bachelor parties. In the probing interview inside, Anderson explains that she just can't stay away from ex-husband Tommy Lee. Yeah, we know.

Pam, who is allegedly once again living with Lee, says that he has her on Google Alert.

"For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted. He'll always be like: 'What's this? What's this?' He gets every single thing. And I'm like: 'Honey, stop Google Alerting me!' He loves me. I love him. But I don't Google Alert him."

This is like some Jane Austen shit for the new millenium. They should really be on a moor somewhere with hunting dogs around them”

Socialite Life

“Jessica Simpson's publicist probably framed the "Real Girls Love Meat" shirt because it is really pissing people off. Nobody important, of course, just PETA and now Pamela Anderson. She decided to use some choice words this weekend to describe Jessica on an Australian radio show.

Knowing Jessica Simpson she was probably talking about Hot Wheels. Maybe these two should put aside their differences, and, I'm just spitballing ideas here, press their bare breasts together. You know, for the children - and world peace. Yeah, whatever I just said: Jujubes. They should really let me work at the U.N. I've got answers to stuff.”

The Superficial

“Few days ago Jessica Simpson was seen wearing a "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt. It didn't take PETA long to post on their blog why only a stupid girl would wear a shirt like that. To make their point, they listed the top 5 reasons why stupid girls would brag about eating meat, which includes the results of a study that shows that meat increases the risk of breast cancer.

I think that they totally misunderstood her. I bet all she wanted to say is how much she loves eating beef. Tony Romo's beef that is.”

Gabby Babble

“Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads "Real Girls Eat Meat." Ha, adorable. I also love funny T's and whipped up one that I think she'll love. It reads: "Jessica Simpson shouldn't wear T-shirts. Or any clothing in the chest vicinity through the near to foreseeable future." Catchy, I know. Now all I need is a sweatshop... Anyone getting bored with their kids?”

The Superficial

“Jessica Simpson unknowingly waged war on Pamela Anderson by mocking the one cause that Pam actually cares about.

No, no, Jessica did not speak out against tattoos or heroin, Playboy or amateur porn. Not even silicone implants. Homegirl merely sported the big fat letters 'REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT,' during a recent trip to the steakhouse.

Words like fire to America's most iconic sex pin-up, who responded by calling Jessica a 'bitch' and a 'whore' during her interview with an Australian radio station today.”

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moonshine 1 yr 4 mos ago
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"Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

OUCH low blow, Pam.
blondebomb33 1 yr 4 mos ago
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fight of the hot blondes! i love them both.
thrudawire 1 yr 4 mos ago
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She's so hot
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Yeah but shes missing a brain.