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Jessica Simpson: Pole-Dancing on the Internet?

by Celebuzz on Aug. 7, 2008 10:39 AM / 2 Comments
Jessica Simpson: Pole-Dancing on the Internet?
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Front-loaded Jessica Simpson frequently entertains boyfriend Tony Romo with webcam striptease sessions when the two are apart.

The Sun reports that Jessica has no qualms about doffing her clothing and shaking that asset all across the bandwith for her NFL player.

Is that what abuse does to a girl?

“Jess has no problem showing Tony her favourite Pussycat Dolls routine,” according to a source.

A credit to her modesty, Simpson tries to make sure that the routines are for Romo's eyes only.

“Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show.”

You know the whole team is in there trying to figure out how to e-mail one-dollar bills to her.

Can the hackers who keep jacking Miley Cyrus' softcore pics get some of this footage? Seriously, the comedy value alone...

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“Jessica dances in front of the camera until “she makes her man happy”? I’ll assume that’s code for “she dances until she shuts up.” And why is Jessica worrying about Tony letting his friends watch her strip tease live? She should be more worried that Tony’s taping her. Because if he doesn’t start making it past the second round of the playoffs, those tapes are going to end up being his retirement fund.”
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“"I don't want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run," she told the interviewer.

If this is a publicity stunt, bitch should be shot. Is she throwing Nick Lachey's beefy ass under a bus to sell records. If it's true. the only viable suspect is her diddly father, Papa Joe Simpson. He would make anybody take their heart and run. And arm themselves with pistols. And install security systems. Seriously, if I was a prepubescent girl, I'd feel safer with Roman Polanski.”
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