Report: Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant
Aug 12, 2009 at 2:45pm
Sounds like Kourtney Kardashian has two reasons to celebrate.
Not only does her new series, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, debut on Sunday, but E! Online reports that she is pregnant with her first child.
Kardashian is keeping mum on the details, and refused to confirm if she’s gotten back together with her ex, Scott Disick.
“You’re going to have to see on the show,” Kardashian replied.
Either way, congratulations!
i cant see her as a mom!!!!! it just seems weird, but shes like 30 so its totally fine
shes probably not pregnant but theyre making it seem like she might be in order to pull in viewers…
Congratulations Kourtney!!! I wish you well. I hope its not from Scott tho! You deserve better then that!
Holy crap! Didn’t see that one coming! I can’t believe she is pregnant!
grattzz kourtney i hp is not from scott also cuzz u ddeserve a much better person !!!!!! ik u gonna be a great mom !!! grattzzz again!!
Birth control for rich people? Is it such a remote concept? Yet another f*cked up Hollywood kid on the way.
It is obviously from Scott! that was all a plot so they could look “single” im Miami but if u look some paps photos of a few months a go (filming in miami) u can see Scott behind her..That was all FAKE drama!!!
My sources tell me that Khloe is actually the father of Kourtney’s baby. Impossible you say? Little known fact about Khloe: she was born a man.
Sure, she got a boob job and tried to hide her manly features over the years (masculine jaw-line, ginormous body frame, lots of back hair), but the truth still remains: Khloe Kardashian has a fully functional penis.
So if you must know, that’s the real reason Kourtney and Khloe had to move to Miami… incest impregnation laws are much more relaxed in Florida and they didn’t want to be convicted of a crime in their home state of California.
100% fact. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
[quote=noah]My sources tell me that Khloe is actually the father of Kourtney’s baby. Impossible you say? Little known fact about Khloe: she was born a man.
Sure, she got a boob job and tried to hide her manly features over the years (masculine jaw-line, ginormous body frame, lots of back hair), but the truth still remains: Khloe Kardashian has a fully functional penis.
So if you must know, that’s the real reason Kourtney and Khloe had to move to Miami… incest impregnation laws are much more relaxed in Florida and they didn’t want to be convicted of a crime in their home state of California.
100% fact. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.[/quote]
that explains so much. she’s still a 1 tho.
so what makes you think she’s pregnant???
CONGRATS!!!! TO HER AN IT DONT MATTER WHAT SUM1 SAYS SHE STILL GONA MAKE HER MONEY AN DO HER. DAMN ITS 2MANY HATERS ON HER.