Report: Lindsay Lohan 'Nude the Whole Time' in 'Machete'

Report: Lindsay Lohan 'Nude the Whole Time' in 'Machete'-photo

Lindsay Lohan might play a woman of the cloth in the new Robert Rodriguez film Machete, but apparently she spends most of her time in the movie without a stitch on.

The movie doesn't hit the big screen until September 3, but a viewer who claims to have gotten an early peek at the new film tells Jezebel that Lohan—who plays a weapon-bearing nun named April—is au naturel during the majority of her brief screen time. Says the tipster, 

"I saw Machete. It's really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She's nude almost the whole time (except for the "nun with a gun" scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her mother (not Dina) and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. "I just wish she'd look at me as more of a man." I don't know if the small role was tailored to her… But. Yeah."

Should serve as a good warm-up for her next movie, Inferno, in which Lohan will play porn legend Linda Lovelace—and in which, according to reports, she gets very, very naked.

Of course, it's not like LiLo has been particularly shy about appearing in the buff for the cameras before—the still cameras, anyway...

Do you think it's a wise idea for Lohan to add nude scenes to her acting repertoire? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

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  • Brian Rommel
    Brian Rommel

    I saw machete today and Lindsay Lohan is in about five scenes and only naked in two of them So I wouldn't say she was naked in most of the movie

  • Sgt. Rock
    Sgt. Rock

    She just wants to shock and amaze us and change society as we know it while she's at it. Yeah, good luck with that. The TV Emmys are on tonight, I won't be watching. I could vomit on the TV screen and that would be a better show to watch. Showbiz has become an occupation for degenerates.

  • ingrid
    ingrid

    Wow. She's definitely NOT trying to build up a classy reputation. I don't see how cheap smut will help her career.

  • taxman
    taxman

    does Li Lo take a 10"er in her mouth

  • ALonelySnowboarder
    ALonelySnowboarder

    Better yet she should come to Crested Butte... she'd fit right in ;-)

  • thatguy
    thatguy

    She needs to leave Hollywood and go to San Fernando Valley already

  • Jenke t Zoomtz
    Jenke t Zoomtz

    yes, it's a great idea. Hard core sex scenes will help her reputation, too,

  • In The Know
    In The Know

    None of the scenes called for nudity, Lohan was just c*ked beyond belief!

  • Herman Bumfudle
    Herman Bumfudle

    are you having fun playing with my fat c*ck full of sperm

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