Robert Pattinson Injured in Tragic Flossing Accident!
Attention, Twi-hards; we have some breaking news! Some tooth-breaking news!
Eclipse star Bryce Dallas Howard—who inherited the role of Victoria from ousted actress Rachelle Lefevre—confirms to New York Magazine that Robert Pattinson‘s million-watt smile has been dimmed just a teensy bit, after he he had a dangerous run-in with a piece of dental floss.
In an effort to explain that R-Pattz does not, in fact, have the hygiene habits of a homeless person, Howard revealed,
“He told me this story that made me crack up. He was like, ‘Oh, I have to go to the dentist.’ And I was like, ‘Oh no, what happened? Just a check-up?’ And he was like, ‘No, I chipped a tooth.’ And I was like, ‘How?’ And he was like, ‘Flossing.’ Who does that? I don’t even floss. So he’s hygienic. Trust me.”
Wow; he broke his tooth flossing? Apparently the rumors about British dentistry are true.
Of course, if he was really dedicated to his craft, he would have left the tooth as is. What’s a vampire without a jagged fang?


























Oh no! I hope my hobby is fine!!!!
Rob? I love you and I’m about your teeth!!
XD
And I’m sorry about your teeth!!
ha, I just read this on livejournal. i had to read the article a couple of times before I started to believe it…
chipped teeth or not..the man is still a sex god..he is the only man i’ve seen who can make scruffy look oh so f*cking hot…i love it when he bites his lip…arghhhhhh!!!!
Don’t you think you’re blowing this a little out of proportion?
[quote=tatts09]chipped teeth or not..the man is still a sex god..he is the only man i’ve seen who can make scruffy look oh so f*cking hot…i love it when he bites his lip…arghhhhhh!!!![/quote]
Lol..You’re funny,i do agree..He’s a very good looking man
[quote=Laura]Don’t you think you’re blowing this a little out of proportion?[/quote]
of course its what they do best !
They know that everything about Rob will sparkles just like fire crackers and explode just like fire works. One way to have a good blasts for the New Year. Very tricky Celebuzz! Happy New Year to all Robsessed, Nontens and most of all Rob and Kristen sympathizers. We will wait for more blasts in 2010 happy twilighters.
Awww, poor baby..!! I wish I was a Dentist! just to check him out! Lmao!
aww my poor baby D:
I didn’t understand that.I hope he is good.I LOVE HIM
Well at least we know he flosses!! Thats good news!!
are you F@#king kidding me…This is news!???!!!! oh for the day when we knew nothing about the celebs
wow–pretty dry in RPatz news land.
oh man how hot does he look in this pic!!? his scruff, eyes and hair looks f*ckin sexy.. and damn does he look HOT when he bites his lip!!! *swooon*
Rob i hope every things ok and i hope you have a happy new year and that this comming year brings you LOTS of peace and happiness we love you Rob be safe
aww im sorry rob but your still hottest man alive to me with or without a tooth to me
so cute flossing his teeth :) haha