Robert Pattinson Injured in Tragic Flossing Accident!

Robert Pattinson Injured in Tragic Flossing Accident!-photo

Attention, Twi-hards; we have some breaking news! Some tooth-breaking news!

Eclipse star Bryce Dallas Howard—who inherited the role of Victoria from ousted actress Rachelle Lefevre—confirms to New York Magazine that Robert Pattinson's million-watt smile has been dimmed just a teensy bit, after he he had a dangerous run-in with a piece of dental floss.

In an effort to explain that R-Pattz does not, in fact, have the hygiene habits of a homeless person, Howard revealed,

"He told me this story that made me crack up. He was like, 'Oh, I have to go to the dentist.' And I was like, 'Oh no, what happened? Just a check-up?' And he was like, 'No, I chipped a tooth.' And I was like, 'How?' And he was like, ‘Flossing.’ Who does that? I don’t even floss. So he’s hygienic. Trust me."

Wow; he broke his tooth flossing? Apparently the rumors about British dentistry are true.

Of course, if he was really dedicated to his craft, he would have left the tooth as is. What's a vampire without a jagged fang?

 

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  • carmen
    carmen

    so cute flossing his teeth :) haha

  • dakota
    dakota

    aww im sorry rob but your still hottest man alive to me with or without a tooth to me

  • debbs
    debbs

    Rob i hope every things ok and i hope you have a happy new year and that this comming year brings you LOTS of peace and happiness we love you Rob be safe

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    oh man how hot does he look in this pic!!? his scruff, eyes and hair looks f*ckin sexy.. and damn does he look HOT when he bites his lip!!! *swooon*

  • AitchCS
    AitchCS

    wow--pretty dry in RPatz news land.

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    are you F@#king kidding me...This is news!???!!!! oh for the day when we knew nothing about the celebs

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Well at least we know he flosses!! Thats good news!!

  • kriskaa
    kriskaa

    I didn't understand that.I hope he is good.I LOVE HIM

  • beccacullen
    beccacullen

    aww my poor baby D:

  • PattyCova
    PattyCova

    Awww, poor baby..!! I wish I was a Dentist! just to check him out! Lmao!

  • C
    C

    They know that everything about Rob will sparkles just like fire crackers and explode just like fire works. One way to have a good blasts for the New Year. Very tricky Celebuzz! Happy New Year to all Robsessed, Nontens and most of all Rob and Kristen sympathizers. We will wait for more blasts in 2010 happy twilighters.

  • kelly0eminemfan
    kelly0eminemfan

    Don't you think you're blowing this a little out of proportion? of course its what they do best !

  • beth
    beth

    chipped teeth or not..the man is still a sex god..he is the only man i've seen who can make scruffy look oh so f*cking hot...i love it when he bites his lip...arghhhhhh!!!! Lol..You're funny,i do agree..He's a very good looking man

  • Laura
    Laura

    Don't you think you're blowing this a little out of proportion?

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    chipped teeth or not..the man is still a sex god..he is the only man i've seen who can make scruffy look oh so f*cking hot...i love it when he bites his lip...arghhhhhh!!!!

  • ch
    ch

    ha, I just read this on livejournal. i had to read the article a couple of times before I started to believe it...

  • ***
    ***

    And I'm sorry about your teeth!!

  • ***
    ***

    Oh no! I hope my hobby is fine!!!! Rob? I love you and I'm about your teeth!! XD