Robert Pattinson Talks Love And Sex
Once the white hot shock of Robert Pattinson‘s GQ images sink in, you’ll be wanting to know where the actor stands in terms of love and sex.
Hint: Joe Jonas is apparently getting more action than anyone else.
The actor calls his alleged stealing of Camilla Belle, who for several months has been reported to be Jonas’ on-and-off lady friend, “the funniest” rumor about him.
“[Friendship is] the extent of it. I mean, Camilla’s the nicest—she’s a saint. And it’s funny that she’s being portrayed as this home wrecker. She’s literally the most unlikely person to be a home wrecker. It’s just ridiculous.”
And there’s also this one about a Brazilian model.
“There’s this thing about my supposed girlfriend,” he says, “There’s this one girl who’s consistently mentioned. It’s like, ‘He’s dating this Brazilian model’…I’ve never met her.”
Don’t let him fool you, fans. There have been girlfriends before. Just don’t count on Rpattz to actually feel anything.
“I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me,” Rpattz said, “and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate—I actually didn’t feel anything.”
“And I got into my dog’s bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, ‘You’re a fake.’”
And then this time when he allegedly proposed to Kristen Stewart.
“I said that in some interview,” Pattinson broods, “as a joke—’Oh, I proposed to her multiple times.’ And then it gets printed: ‘On the set, he proposed to her multiple times.”
And there are plently of women who want that question popped. Unfortunately, it may not happen as long as he’s so wildly popular.
“I don’t see people. I don’t even have people’s phone numbers. I almost don’t want to have a girlfriend in this environment. “
Furthermore he insists “there’s literally not a single [true] story that could be written about me, I never do anything.”
Except for snuggle up to a certain Jo Bro?
“Okay,” Pattinson said, delivering his final thoughts to GQ‘s Alex Pappademas, “I f**ked Joe Jonas.”
“I love him.”
wow
that was funny
lol
i dont even know where to begin.
Yeah, I can see how having a girlfriend at this time would be stressful. Too many rumors & work- it would be unfair! Poor Rob, it’s gotta be tough right now but after it is all over, the fun will begin and life will go on normal.
But does anyone really think it’ll stop him from dating?
Okay, let’s get that rumour mill going. RPattz loves JoJo, pass it on! Poor kid, he’s starting to crack under the pressure – and about time, too. Illegitimi non carborundum, Rob, stop trying to be nice and start dishing it all back in their faces! It’s alot more fun for you AND for us. (But don’t worry your sweet little heart about us, just take care of you).
he shouldv’e done the litlle one instead.
xDDD!!
i love this guy he is like the brother i never had
bye!!
That stubble looks like it would itch.
he reminds me of my best friend. very sarcastic and frank (in a good way).
—I hope joe enjoyed it rob…LOL :)
Rob, I am glad that you cleared up so many stories with this article! Great job, but of course the smoking has got to go.
Yea, having a girlfriend at this time will be too much. The paparazzi won’t give him a break! Sheesh! He’s a human, he has feelings…but he seems to be excellent at hiding them.
“I said that in some interview,” Pattinson broods, “as a joke—’Oh, I proposed to her multiple times.’ And then it gets printed: ‘On the set, he proposed to her multiple times.”
Hahah, ohh man that hass to be the funniest thing i have seen all day!! robert, yoooou rock!! : )
I love him!!(no in a crazy way of course).It is just that he is so funny , he is so sarcastic and he has got the same sense of humor that i have, he is so amazing!!!
He is freaken Hilarous! Im glad hes not worried about insultig the teens! lol
In this photo he IS the sex man…
Honestly i am into the whole
Twilight series, Im an 18 year
old girl who can understand and
admire the unique teen love
sensation of bella and edward. I loved rob,
i mean whats not to like he
is extremly attractive, and plays
the role of mr.sexy edward cullen.
But.. he is NOT edward cullen. He
is Robert Pattinson.
I somewhat pay attention to
articles and magazines about him.
And the negative trashyy not true
rumors about him. Which by the way
are getting really old, it’s disgusting.
Yes rob is new and hot, i just personally
think this man needs a break, but unfortuntly
i am sure that wont be happening anytime
soon,seeing as new moon is already being
started. But after reading this, my perspective
on rob has completly changed.
I am completly intreged by him.
He is normal. He is just trying
to live his life, not that
i thought anything differently
about him before, he was just
a pretty face to me and i liked
his sarcasim. Acting just
happens to be his thing. I think i would
have to say that i like him even more.
And can even kind of relate to some
of the things he has said in this
article. I also love Kristin Stewart,
she is amazing at what she does!
But anyways back to rob… I think
it is funny and cute that he reads
about himself and about twilight on the internet i mean come on, i would do the same if it were
me! And the joe jonas comment i must say
HAHAHAH!!! I think if i were to see him
in public, i wouldnt ask for his
autograph or make such a big deal. I would
probablyyy freak out afterwords though. It must
really suck sometimes for him. I don’t consider
myself a fan really, i actually dont
pay much attention to celebs. Ha
I think my grandma knows more gossip about
britney spears than i do. But robert pattinson
sticks out to me.
hmmmm, im kinda hoping the end part is a lie, becasue that would be well just creepy, and i hate the jonas brothers, stupid kids