Robert Pattinson Is Totally Beat
Jun 16, 2009 at 11:50am
Yikes! Looks like Robert Pattinson caught quite a shiner!
The Twilight heartthrob was on the New York City set of his new film Remember Me on Tuesday, and the black umbrella he was shielding himself with failed to conceal a black eye and bruises on his otherwise flawless face.
Of course, given that he was leaving the make-up trailer at the time, it’s entirely possible that the boo-boos are fake and were painted on for his role.
In case you prefer your Pattinson un-roughed up, here’s a video of Rob on the set of his movie yesterday, sans the scuffs and bruises:
Have your say in the comments section: Do you think R-Pattz’s black eye gives him a more rugged, masculine look?
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ohmygosh that makeup makes him look terrible
I cant wait to see him in this role. The role is wonderful
Kristen Stewart donkey punched him. Looks like she’s the man in the bedroom.
He ends up in gaol in this film. So excited to see it. So different from what he;s done before.
haha Noah all of your comments always make me laugh
I honestly think Noah is just jealous that he can’t have men and women throwing themselves at him the way Rob can. The bruises are totally fake. I have seen real ones kind of like that and Rob’s face would be so swollen his eye probably wouldn’t open.
I agree with shaura26… Noah you’re so annoying… If you hate Robert Pattinson so much.. Why do you bother commenting on posts about him? Get a life …
And I think he rather looks creepy with the fake bruises ;)
[quote=Gabriella]I agree with shaura26… Noah you’re so annoying… If you hate Robert Pattinson so much.. Why do you bother commenting on posts about him?[/quote]
Because the replies of people like you warm my heart and fulfill the emptiness of my soul. After all, I sold my soul to the devil back in 1996 for the brilliance that I possess today. I think it was a pretty fair trade, don’t you agree?
Noah is hilarious. Fact.
Plus, word is he IS hooking up with Robert Pattinson. Eat your heart out, ladies.
[quote=regans]Noah is hilarious. Fact. Plus, word is he IS hooking up with Robert Pattinson. Eat your heart out, ladies.[/quote]
Ugh, Regans, why did you just spill the beans about me and Rob?! These lunatics can barely handle Robsten, how are they ever going to manage the power and magnitude of Robah?
HA! Team Robah!
[quote=regans]HA! Team Robah![/quote]
I’m printing off 1,000 ‘Team Robah’ shirts right now. Please email t-shirt requests to: robisnoahsbitch@awesometown.com
Ordering 3 RIGHT NOW. I’ll trade those out with my “wolves howling at moon” tee.
Robah! hahaha You are such a witty smartass…love it!! Viva La Robah!
Noah- you should do his PR! Hilarious!
Nobert? NoPattz?
Noah should do his PR- hilarious!
Also, would it be possible to get a custom tee with wolves howling at moon on front + Team Robah on the back? I’m willing to pay extra, Noah.
I want one with the wolves and Team Robah, too. Or Team NoPattz. Surprise me.
[quote=shaura26]I take that back Noah If I were the devil I would demand a refund[/quote]
Aww Shaura26, you little minx you… I’ll send you a free Robah shirt.
[quote=noah]
Because the replies of people like you warm my heart and fulfill the emptiness of my soul. After all, I sold my soul to the devil back in 1996 for the brilliance that I possess today. I think it was a pretty fair trade, don’t you agree?[/quote]
If I were you I would demand a refund.
[quote=noah]
Aww Shaura26, you little minx you… I’ll send you a free Robah shirt.[/quote]
What makes you think I would ever want a Robah shirt? Well l guess I could use it to start my next bonfire.
[quote=shaura26]What makes you think I would ever want a Robah shirt? Well l guess I could use it to start my next bonfire.[/quote]
Shaura, your unhealthy fascination with me is beginning to worry me. Please stop sending me private messages about wanting to “make out” with me. You know I’m with Rob, please don’t be a hussy home wrecker.
[quote=noah]
Shaura, your unhealthy fascination with me is beginning to worry me. Please stop sending me private messages about wanting to “make out” with me. You know I’m with Rob, please don’t be a hussy home wrecker.[/quote]
Well Noah it appears my rude comments are hurting your ego so you are going to lean toward the more childish game of false assumptions. I would never waste my time on a guy who thinks he is with a movie star who by the way would never look twice at him. Besides Rob is straight……….Sorry to burst your bubble.
Besides, sitting in your parents basement all day while you play on the computer does not seem all that appealing to me.
Little known fact, shaura26. If you even bothered to read Rob’s unauthorized autobiography you would know that he is in fact NOT straight.
[quote=shaura26]Besides, sitting in your parents basement all day while you play on the computer does not seem all that appealing to me.[/quote]
First off, I’m in the attic, so I’ve got lots of skylight windows and ventilation.
Secondly, after Googling your rather unique username, it would seem that YOU would rather be spending all day playing in your imaginary online world of anime role-playing? Hahaha, have fun with that. Maybe you can create a Rob character to hang out with you there because he’s all mine!
[quote=Garrett Scharton]Little known fact, shaura26. If you even bothered to read Rob’s unauthorized autobiography you would know that he is in fact NOT straight.[/quote]
I didn’t bother to read it because I really dont care. I just dont like smart elics
[quote=noah]
First off, I’m in the attic, so I’ve got lots of skylight windows and ventilation.
Secondly, after Googling your rather unique username, it would seem that YOU would rather be spending all day playing in your imaginary online world of anime role-playing? Hahaha, have fun with that. Maybe you can create a Rob character to hang out with you there because he’s all mine![/quote]
Wow that is so interesting considering whatever you may think your precious computer found about me is utterly wrong. As they say you cant always believe what you read. I have actually spent most of my day doing research for a paper I have due, when I came across this page and found a smart ass sitting alone in his mamas attic. I unlike some other people have a life besides the internet. I was other the other hand fortunate enough to find that you are running low on come backs. It is sad that you have to look for some kind of dirt on me to defend yourself.
[quote=shaura26]Besides, sitting in your parents basement all day while you play on the computer does not seem all that appealing to me.[/quote]
But I bet it’s appealing to Robah!
[quote=shaura26]Wow that is so interesting considering whatever you may think your precious computer …. It is sad that you have to look for some kind of dirt on me to defend yourself.[/quote]
Hahaha, no really, you participate in an online gaming community for role-playing with little anime characters. I can’t stop giggling. Rob is so going to laugh about this when I tell him about your World of Warcraft exploits later tonight!
Put on your Level 12 “cloak on invisibility” and leave Rob and I alone.
[quote=noah]
Hahaha, no really, you participate in an online gaming community for role-playing with little anime characters. I can’t stop giggling. Rob is so going to laugh about this when I tell him about your World of Warcraft exploits later tonight!
Put on your Level 12 “cloak on invisibility” and leave Rob and I alone.[/quote]
I would if you weren’t trying so hard to out do me. That online gaming crap is so not for me. I grew out of video games when I was like 12. Then I moved on to real things, like getting a job and moving out of my parents house and oh yeah, getting a real boyfriend. You have fun with your imaginary world you have created for yourself and I will live in the real world. And apparently you are the one doing that whole anime stuff because I have no idea what you are babbling about.
Team Robah
[quote=photoshoprpattz]Team Robah[/quote]
Simply amazing. Kudos good sir, kudos.
Unfortunately, I have to go live my real life now. Sorry, Noah, that I could no longer stay and outwit you. Maybe while I am out living you can sit back in your parents attic and think of something new and original. I will definitely have to come back to this site and make sure you aren’t being an utter ass to everyone. Its been a total blast knocking you off your pedestal.
[quote=photoshoprpattz]Team Robah[/quote]
How can you side with Noah?
[quote=shaura26]Unfortunately, I have to go live my real life now. Sorry, Noah, that I could no longer stay and outwit you. Maybe while I am out living you can sit back in your parents attic and think of something new and original. I will definitely have to come back to this site and make sure you aren’t being an utter ass to everyone. Its been a total blast knocking you off your pedestal.[/quote]
XOXO — I’m leaving as well, I need to go get ready for dinner. Rob is taking me some place fancy! Have fun with your little sparkly anime characters!
[quote=noah]
XOXO — I’m leaving as well, I need to go get ready for dinner. Rob is taking me some place fancy! Have fun with your little sparkly anime characters![/quote]
R you sure your mom isnt calling you its ok I wont tell anyone the TRUTH!!!!
Sorry to everyone else who may want to make a comment on this article.
[quote=noah]Kristen Stewart donkey punched him. Looks like she’s the man in the bedroom.[/quote]
you know, no matter how rubbish this guy is, i make it a point to read articles about him–your comments always brighten my day. =))
Rob is Awesome!!
Chances are it’s fake? You kidding? If he is filming a movie there is no way they would let him go on if it were real. They would have covered it up with make up as best they could. How stupid do you have to be to think it was real.
cant wait ntil november for new moon…and WHO CARES…I just wanna see rob. now. hurry :)
he’s yummy with or w/out the bruise…the cig, however, is a different story.
noah you are so absurd
[quote=berna]noah you are so absurd[/quote]
I love you too.
I don’t understand what the big deal is about this guy, his nose is too big and his teeth are terrible. Overall, he is unattractive to boot.
omfg i just finished reading the script for Remember Me” it’s soo amazing! i know what the cuts and black eye is for now.. but i won’t give it away. lol trust me this movie is gonna be AMAZING! hilarious, romantic, sad, and complete and total shocker at the end. LOVE IT!
huh?
Robert Pattinson is butt ugly!!! Gross! His face makes me sick! What’s the big deal about him anyway? He’s FUGLY!