It's On: Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris!

It's On: Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris!-photo

When we spoke with Twilight star Michael Welsh earlier this week, we made an awesome realization—he appeared in an episode of Texas Walker Ranger back in 1999.

Well, of course we HAD to ask the obvious questions about the seemingly invisible Chuck Norris and our favorite sparkly vampire Edward Cullen:

Who smells better? "Robert Pattinson...he smells like heaven."

Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing."

Who looks better in tight jeans? "That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs]."

Who'd win in a fight? "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."

Now, have your say in our poll and the comments section: Who'd win in a fight, Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris?

 

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  • Sherv
    Sherv

    You idiots. Do your research. James has been dating Ahna O'Reilly for four years now.

  • Starr
    Starr

    He's 32. He's too young and still sowing his wild oats. Jen's too easy and will fall for him and be used and dumped again. She needs an older guy who is ready to settle down.

  • Andy
    Andy

    What a piss take this turned out to be.

  • lilikindsli
    lilikindsli

    qouyfN I want to say - thank you for this!

  • Davide
    Davide

    needed here

  • Serena
    Serena

    I don't even know who Chuck Norris is! So Rob would win the fight.

  • A-Ron
    A-Ron

    Uh... Are we seriously comparing a guy who works out on a bowflex 26 hours a day to a sissy boy who wears glitter? Really?

  • Sarah
    Sarah

    Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!". Nobody can beat Chuck Norris. Ever.

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    fefe219

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  • Reason
    Reason

    Pattinson isn't a vampire, he's a pretty-boy. Norris is a martial artist. Who would win? It's not even a contest, Norris would kick seven shades of sh*t out of Pattinson.

  • Emily Britt
    Emily Britt

    Unless Rob Pattinson was allowed 10 minutes to stare Chuck into a boredom coma ... im pretty sure Chuck would win. Give me a break. Or you could make him watch Twilight. Neither of them are what you'd call "great actors" but at least Chuck can fight.

  • KarateKid
    KarateKid

    Chuck Norris (seven time world karate champion) would kick Robert Pattison's pussy ass anyday

  • laila
    laila

    CHUCK NORRIS ofcourse! Robert has nothing on Mr. Norris! He is a kid Chuck is the man! Twilight lovers get off the moon and realize that Chuck can cream Robert! ;]

  • NnNnN
    NnNnN

    what kind of idiotic question is that?.... of course, i vote for the vampires..

  • jaty
    jaty

    Edward Cullan is a cute man.he is wonderful and handsome.he is talked about much every place. Today when i log in **KissCougar.com** ,it is a surprise to find him on the site. he has transferred his latest photos and he also write something on the site.go to have a check.....

  • Samantha
    Samantha

    Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries. Ever.

  • Ashely
    Ashely

    Ive got to ask this question was rob seriously on an episode of walker.by the way i would have to go with rob he is so hott

  • Mr.T
    Mr.T

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. (including vampires, werewolves and the toothfairy) Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

  • Shirlee
    Shirlee

    HA! Love me some EDWARD, but Chuck would SOOO kick his ass!! HELLO!!! Chuck fought with BRUCE LEE!! Don't think the mind reading would help! HAHAHA And Chuck is like 90 now!

  • Joy
    Joy

    Edward Cullen could OWN Chuck Norris! Um hello he can read people freaking minds!! he's like one of the strongest Vamps out there ( except for Emmet ) and also..if the fight was out side Chuckie wouldn't be able to see! he'd be blinded by Edward's gorgeousn-ness!!! Ha.

  • VaMpIrE aIdS fUcK
    VaMpIrE aIdS fUcK

    WHY THE f*ck ARE PEOPLE VOTING FOR A f*cking VAMPIRE AIDS f*cking *va jay jay* THAT DOSENT EVEN BURN IN THE LIGHT WTF WTF WTF CHUCK NORRIS COULD KILL THE WORLD IN 1 ROUNDHOUSE KICK

  • just me :)
    just me :)

    I like how they are putting a FICTIONAL character up againt a live one. HONESTLY!!!! WTF?? Chuck Norris is a BAMF!!!

  • latinadominicana
    latinadominicana

    Robert Pattinson Would Also Kick Chuck Norris' Ass

  • LatinaDominicana
    LatinaDominicana

    Edward Cullen could beat up Bruce Lee ! Of course He can beat up Chuck Norris ! Sexier Contest:Edward Cullen Fight:Edward Cullen WPLM (Who People Love More) Contest:Edward Cullen

  • WHadUdoin
    WHadUdoin

    Chuck Norris can SLAM a revolving door shut! and Chuck doesnt do push-ups he just pushes the earth down....beat that cullen

  • jmarcs
    jmarcs

    Chuck Norris eats rocks and sh*ts lightning bolts. Enough said.

  • trent
    trent

    dudes for real chuck norris is the man robert pattison dosen't have a chance agains a man who fought the other legend mr.bruce lee and save america many many times and fought david caradine too.

  • smashxitxsami
    smashxitxsami

    dude! i heard that superman has a pair of chuck norris pj's! =O HE CAN BLOW A BUBBLE WITH BEEF JERKY!

  • noah
    noah

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    When Robert Pattinson goes to sleep every night he checks his closest for Taylor Lautner... because he wants to make out with him.

  • ena
    ena

    I've to go with Rob. He's just better. in every categorie. He is hotter, faster and cuter. Chuck is a Legend, but Rob is just ... Rob. :)

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Are you kidding, is there really ANYONE that compares to Robert Pattinson?

  • Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

    Oh please, don't you know your history? Everyone else checks their closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Norris FTW!

  • Savageo
    Savageo

    What do meltdown Twilight fans do ......answer silly questions like this....... Edward Cullan would make ground beef out of the very human Chuck.

  • moflo19
    moflo19

    HA! Love me some EDWARD, but Chuck would SOOO kick his ass!! HELLO!!! Chuck fought with BRUCE LEE!! Don't think the mind reading would help! HAHAHA