When we spoke with Twilight star Michael Welsh earlier this week, we made an awesome realization—he appeared in an episode of Texas Walker Ranger back in 1999.
Well, of course we HAD to ask the obvious questions about the seemingly invisible Chuck Norris and our favorite sparkly vampire Edward Cullen:
Who smells better? "Robert Pattinson...he smells like heaven."
Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing."
Who looks better in tight jeans? "That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs]."
Who'd win in a fight? "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."
Now, have your say in our poll and the comments section: Who'd win in a fight, Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris?
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HA! Love me some EDWARD, but Chuck would SOOO kick his ass!! HELLO!!! Chuck fought with BRUCE LEE!! Don't think the mind reading would help! HAHAHA
What do meltdown Twilight fans do ......answer silly questions like this....... Edward Cullan would make ground beef out of the very human Chuck.
Oh please, don't you know your history? Everyone else checks their closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Norris FTW!
Are you kidding, is there really ANYONE that compares to Robert Pattinson?
I've to go with Rob. He's just better. in every categorie. He is hotter, faster and cuter. Chuck is a Legend, but Rob is just ... Rob. :)
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Robert Pattinson goes to sleep every night he checks his closest for Taylor Lautner... because he wants to make out with him.
dude! i heard that superman has a pair of chuck norris pj's! =O
HE CAN BLOW A BUBBLE WITH BEEF JERKY!
dudes for real chuck norris is the man robert pattison dosen't have a chance agains a man who fought the other legend mr.bruce lee and save america many many times and fought david caradine too.
Chuck Norris eats rocks and sh*ts lightning bolts. Enough said.
Chuck Norris can SLAM a revolving door shut!
and Chuck doesnt do push-ups he just pushes the earth down....beat that cullen