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It's On: Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris!

by Celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2009 06:45 AM / 31 Comments

When we spoke with Twilight star Michael Welsh earlier this week, we made an awesome realization—he appeared in an episode of Texas Walker Ranger back in 1999.

Well, of course we HAD to ask the obvious questions about the seemingly invisible Chuck Norris and our favorite sparkly vampire Edward Cullen:

Who smells better? "Robert Pattinson...he smells like heaven."

Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing."

Who looks better in tight jeans? "That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs]."

Who'd win in a fight? "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."

Now, have your say in our poll and the comments section: Who'd win in a fight, Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris?

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LatinaDominicana 4 mos ago
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Edward Cullen could beat up Bruce Lee ! Of course He can beat up Chuck Norris !
Sexier Contest:Edward Cullen
Fight:Edward Cullen
WPLM (Who People Love More) Contest:Edward Cullen
latinadominicana 4 mos ago
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Robert Pattinson Would Also Kick Chuck Norris' Ass
just me :) 4 mos ago
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I like how they are putting a FICTIONAL character up againt a live one. HONESTLY!!!! WTF?? Chuck Norris is a BAMF!!!
VaMpIrE aIdS fUcK 4 mos ago
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WHY THE f*ck ARE PEOPLE VOTING FOR A f*cking VAMPIRE AIDS f*cking *va jay jay* THAT DOSENT EVEN BURN IN THE LIGHT WTF WTF WTF CHUCK NORRIS COULD KILL THE WORLD IN 1 ROUNDHOUSE KICK
Joy 4 mos ago
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Edward Cullen could OWN Chuck Norris! Um hello he can read people freaking minds!! he's like one of the strongest Vamps out there ( except for Emmet ) and also..if the fight was out side Chuckie wouldn't be able to see! he'd be blinded by Edward's gorgeousn-ness!!! Ha.
Shirlee 4 mos ago
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moflo19 said:
HA! Love me some EDWARD, but Chuck would SOOO kick his ass!! HELLO!!! Chuck fought with BRUCE LEE!! Don't think the mind reading would help! HAHAHA

And Chuck is like 90 now!
Mr.T 4 mos ago
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird..
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. (including vampires, werewolves and the toothfairy)

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Ashely 4 mos ago
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Ive got to ask this question was rob seriously on an episode of walker.by the way i would have to go with rob he is so hott
Samantha 4 mos ago
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Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries. Ever.
jaty 4 mos ago
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Edward Cullan is a cute man.he is wonderful and handsome.he is talked about much every place.

Today when i log in **KissCougar.com** ,it is a surprise to find him on the site.

he has transferred his latest photos and he also write something on the site.go to have a check.....