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It's On: Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris!

by Celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2009 06:45 AM / 31 Comments

When we spoke with Twilight star Michael Welsh earlier this week, we made an awesome realization—he appeared in an episode of Texas Walker Ranger back in 1999.

Well, of course we HAD to ask the obvious questions about the seemingly invisible Chuck Norris and our favorite sparkly vampire Edward Cullen:

Who smells better? "Robert Pattinson...he smells like heaven."

Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing."

Who looks better in tight jeans? "That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs]."

Who'd win in a fight? "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."

Now, have your say in our poll and the comments section: Who'd win in a fight, Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris?

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NnNnN 4 mos ago
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what kind of idiotic question is that?....
of course, i vote for the vampires..
laila 4 mos ago
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CHUCK NORRIS ofcourse!
Robert has nothing on Mr. Norris!
He is a kid Chuck is the man!
Twilight lovers get off the moon
and realize that Chuck can cream Robert! ;]
KarateKid 4 mos ago
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Chuck Norris (seven time world karate champion) would kick Robert Pattison's pussy ass anyday
Emily Britt 4 mos ago
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Unless Rob Pattinson was allowed 10 minutes to stare Chuck into a boredom coma ... im pretty sure Chuck would win. Give me a break. Or you could make him watch Twilight. Neither of them are what you'd call "great actors" but at least Chuck can fight.
Reason 4 mos ago
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Pattinson isn't a vampire, he's a pretty-boy.
Norris is a martial artist.
Who would win? It's not even a contest, Norris would kick seven shades of sh*t out of Pattinson.
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Sarah 4 mos ago
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".

Nobody can beat Chuck Norris. Ever.
A-Ron 4 mos ago
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Uh... Are we seriously comparing a guy who works out on a bowflex 26 hours a day to a sissy boy who wears glitter?

Really?
Serena 4 mos ago
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I don't even know who Chuck Norris is! So Rob would win the fight.
Davide 1 mo ago
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