Robert Pattinson Will Soon Be Available for Stalking in Wax Form
Good news, Twilight obsessives; soon Robert Pattinson will be available for your ogling anytime you you want, for your convenience! Sort of.
Famed wax museum Madame Tussauds is currently crafting not one, but two wax figures of the New Moon hunk, which will be displayed in the New York and London branches of the museum starting on March 25. And unlike the crude R-Pattz wax figurine you crafted from melted candles and keep in a shrine in your bedroom, these will be topnotch; according to the museum, artists are “studying hundreds of photos and poring through hours of video to ensure that they capture R.Pattz’s trademark sultry expression and inimitable style.”
No word on whether the figures will also include two wax security guards to prop R-Pattz up when he gets a little too heavy into the celebratory mood. But perhaps the bigger question is, with R-Pattz being so hot and all, how will they keep the wax from melting?
Be honest now; would you make a special trip to check out the Robert Pattinson wax figure? Go ahead and share your confessions in the comments section.
HOLY CRAP! this is getting way out of hand, like big time!! i feel sorry for him, how creepy is this.
What a great honor for him. Can’t wait to see it.
OMG I CANT WAIT LOVE HIM
I think they did a good job but for some reason I just want to slap the wax head.
Clothes make the man in Robert’s case…but Taylor Lautner? He doesn’t need any clothes. Stick to music Rob, ditch the acting…
OMG I’d really liked to see Waxed Rob, but I’m not sure if i can! :)) But I’m sure that Rob will be the hottest of this waxed figures! LOVE HIM!
I’m in London at this time :)))) I’m sooo happyyyy ;)))
i hate those wax dummy things they end up looking so much like the person its so freaky, i think its getting a bit much now…
OMG I AM TOTOOLY IN LOVE WITH HIM
TOO BAD I LIVE IN CANADA
[quote=obsessed]HOLY CRAP! this is getting way out of hand, like big time!! i feel sorry for him, how creepy is this.[/quote]
your soo clueless, being a wax figure in madame tussauds is an honour, they just don’t make a wax figurine of an actor/actress on an impulse. you need to make and impression and hold some kind of importance
that is soooo AWESOME! like seriously! i cant wait for them to finish it! i hope they’d also make one for kristen… (crossing fingers) :p XD