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A Rolling Stallone Gathers With Moss

by Celebuzz on Aug. 4, 2008 04:25 PM / 1 Comment
A Rolling Stallone Gathers With Moss
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Ibiza makes strange dining companions.

Sylvester Stallone and Kate Moss were spotted breaking bread on the Mediterranean island yesterday.

They don't seem to have a lot in common, aside from an apparent mutual enjoyment of polluting their lungs. What could the 62-year-old Rocky Balboa star and the 34-year-old human toothpick have been talking about?

Perhaps Moss was asking Sly for his astrologist mother Jackie's phone number, so she can set up a butt reading to determine if she'll ever date a non-dirtbag.

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“Just like all the other celebrities relaxing in Europe, Sylvester Stallone is chilling out in Ibiza Spain. We spotted 'Rambo' star on a yacht with his family showing off what look like some new tattoos and the world's largest veins.

While the 62-year-old (!!!) Stallone played the role of doting dad by teaching his kids how to fish off the back of yacht, he might want to think about ditching that cigar.

His kids and his lungs will thank him.”
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“Ewwwwwwwwwww.

So, anyway:

Sylvester Stallone, his arms, and his family (wife Jennifer Flavin and daughters) continued their family vacation this weekend. After visiting Rome to be see the sites, the family moved on to Formentera, Spain where they frolicked on the sunny seashore.

Without letting discussion of Sly's ca-razy veiny members limbs get too, uh, "out of hand" (barf)... we'll simply mention that Kate Moss also had a family vacay in Formentera this past weekend.”
“Here's steroid enjoyer Sylvester Stallone with wife Jennifer Flavin and the kids in Italy. They're checking out large pieces of art that probably made him say "whoa."

Did you know that Sly is set to play Julie Andrews part in a Sound of Music remake? No? Well, seriously - imagine him whirling about the mountains of Germany or whatever Bavarian-type country that was - singing about hills being alive and making jumpers for children out of curtains.

Actually Roidboy checked out a London production of the musical and liked it so much that he was reportedly asked to play Capt. Von Trapp in a special appearance.

The actor playing Von Trapp right now, who probably went to the Royal Academy of the Dramatic Arts and worked his balls off to finally get cast in a West End production, must be thrilled.

Nothing can make you feel like your complicated portrayal of a character really made an impact like when a monosyllabic, plastic surgery-addict easily takes over for you. Top of the world, Ma!”
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