Russell Crowe: Body of Pies

Nov 9, 2008 at 6:40pm
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Geez, Russell Crowe, it’s obvious you’ve been liberal with your diet strictness these days, but this is really taking the, er, cake!

Who’s been giving you excersize tips—Vince Vaughn?

Sure, you’re married and all, but you’ve still gotta maintain things a bit. Your body’s a temple, remember?

Ah, well. Just give Tori Spelling a call. She’s probably got a few pies in the oven that she’ll let you have a piece of. Maybe.

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