Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan: The Wedding’s On!
Lindsay Lohan may not be over being gay, but if her partner Samantha Ronson is to be believed—and really, why not?—she’s over being single.
According to the Sun, SamRo announced her intentions of walking LiLo down the aisle during a recent DJ set at Los Angeles hotel Chateau Marmont.
The paper’s source notes that she told the audience, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman—to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
The Chateau’s lounge singer Raymond confirms the couple’s lovey-dovey status: “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”
Huh? maybe he meant MC Hammered?
Congratulations, you crazy kids! And Sam, if you’re looking for a wedding playlist—because obviously you’ll be DJing the event—you might want to start here.
Lindsay looks good. She just needs to ease up on the self-tanner. I’m surprised it doesn’t rub off on Sam during sex.
I love Sam’s new hair!
Oh, that’s Sam??? I thought it was Perry Farrell