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Sand, 1...Courtney Love, 0

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 05:25 PM / 5 Comments

"Hey, hey/ You know what to do/ Oh, baby, drive away to Malibu/ And somehow damage your filthy-soled foot so badly that you have to be rolled home by a stranger and get photographed looking like a skeevy disaster..."

Okay, so maybe it doesn't flow as well as the original Hole version of "Malibu," but this isn't music-appreciation class, so pipe down.

Anyway, Courtney Love was out on the beach in Malibu when she managed to mess up her foot, because she spun around too quickly to greet an imaginary fan.

The rock 'n' roll mess must've done some significant damage, because she had to be wheeled home in a shopping cart by a gallant and apparently steely-nerved gentleman.

So many questions. How do you manage to hurt yourself on soft sand? Who in the world could resist rolling her into traffic?

And most important, why is the bottom of her foot so cruddy?

Looks like the mystery of Kurt Cobain's ashes may have been solved.

(For the full set of Love-in-a-basket shots, click on over to Pacific Coast News.)

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“Courtney Love injured her toe while strolling the beach on Saturday, because accidents happen when you are 10% body fat, -12% muscle and 102% decomposing bone marrow.

The 43-year-old teenager than faced the challenge of gimpy grocery shopping.

Would she get a piggyback ride from her male companion? Pull $50 from her oxycotton fund and pay someone to run errands for her? Or perhaps go to the hospital and borrow some some crutches?

No way! Why do any of that when you can just turn a shopping cart into a wheelchair??

Pictures of the classy broad flipping the bird and balancing her ciggie between her toes while reaping the white trash benefits of a 'broken' toe...”

Pacific Coast News

“Literally. Courtney Love finds a novel way of getting home after apparently injuring her foot during a visit to the beach in Malibu. Having hobbled off the sand wearing only one shoe, the troubled rocker climbed into an abandoned shopping cart and was pushed back to safety by her boyfriend.”

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allsportsfan 1 yr 4 mos ago
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She doesn't look as crazy when her face is half covered
moonshine 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she probably burned her foot on her damn cigarette
neverneverland 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she looks like a bum! one that flips off the cameras lol
falloutgirl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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what a mess!
Scott 1 yr 1 mo ago
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This one is white trailer trash from A to Z