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Sarah Larson Preps for World Domination

by celebuzz on Jun. 17, 2008 08:20 AM / 6 Comments

Looks like the Foundation for the Preservation of George Clooney's Ex-Girlfriends won't have to cut an emergency check for Sarah Larson anytime soon.

Despite earlier reports that Larson was descending into a hellish spiral of existential despair following her split with Clooney last month, the cocktail waitress has landed a modeling gig with Von Dutch and Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier, says E! Online.

"I just shot [the campaign] a few days ago," Larson says. "The shoot was sexy and feminine. It was a lot of fun."

Sounds great! She'll show cast-aside women worldwide that getting kicked to the curb doesn't have to mean looking like you just crawled out of the gutter.

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“So maybe George Clooney didn’t break up with Sarah Larson just because she got implants . . . The New York Post says:

George Clooney may already have found Sarah Larson’s replacement. Our source claims Clooney “has been dating a woman in her mid-30s” for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to “get her a career” before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. (Source)

Charity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some volunteer at the local soup kitchen (me). Others adopt orphaned children from impoverished countries (me if you count Sweden as “impoverished”). George Clooney, he bangs models just long enough to get their careers off the ground. What a humanitarian. He’s like the Mother Teresa of dudes pulling hot ass.”

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“Sarah Larson is trying to make that moment in the sun last. Here she is working the Ivy on Robertson Blvd., which is the place to be seen if you're a Z-lister frantically trying to stay in the public eye. Larson is the cocktail waitress who recently got dumped by George Clooney. But she's now the Little Dumped Girl That Could.

Larson reportedly wants to create her own line of lingerie and work with HIV-related charities. Is she going to be afford that with the tips she makes?

Larson also reportedly had a boob job, which might have led to their split. No one knows if this is the truth, because neither she nor Clooney are commenting on their split. Clooney's probably like "Who? Oh yeah, uh, Susan. No? Sally? Sheena. Wait, let me look on the Internet...:”

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jharv 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I'm glad this gold digger has landed on her feet. And those feet will apparently be clad in designer shoes.
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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It must feel strange to be George Clooney's ex.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I hate her
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Why do people care about this gold digger. She makes me mad!!
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She's hot! Ya'll are just haters!
chichilavie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She's a pretty face and that's about it.