Scarlett Johansson Is a Buzzkill
The new Woody Allen comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona had its premiere in Los Angeles last night. The movie's stars Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem and Rebecca Hall joined the director to celebrate the flick's release.
But all was not sunshine and self-accolades. Johansson told Us Weekly that filming the movie's much-ballyhooed make-out scene between her and Cruz failed to rev up her libido.
"There were like 60 crewmen eating salami sandwiches!" the alleged Ryan Reynolds fiancée revealed. "It's really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!"
Is she kidding? Being surrounded by five dozen beefy unionists sucking down sliced cold cuts, combined with the white-hot eroticism of Woody Allen barking orders at you? And she didn't get turned-on?
Scarlett Johansson clearly doesn't know sexy.
Oh, wait; she totally does.