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Scarlett Johansson and Penélope Cruz Pop a Woody

by celebuzz on May. 14, 2008 03:16 PM / 1 Comment
Scarlett Johansson and Penélope Cruz Pop a Woody
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Scarlett Johansson and Penélope Cruz are lockin' lips for the sake of their art. In Woody Allen's new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which has its debut at the Cannes Film Festival, Scarjo plays a backpacker who becomes involved in a love triangle with a Spanish painter and his jealous ex-girlfriend, played by real-life couple Cruz and Javier Bardem.

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“Penelope Cruz is kissing girls on-screen again. This time, instead of Charlize Theron or Mia Maestro, it's Scarlett Johansson.

Pervish film genius Woody Allen has the two Hollywood hotties starring as jealous lovers fighting alongside newbie Rebecca Hall over Javier Bardem's penis heart.

Apparently the fight gets so intense Scar and Pen bring their battle to the sheets, offering the camera plenty menage a trois and tongue-swapping action. Since when did sleeping with your husband's lover demonstrate loyalty??

Little more is known about the film than that, though I'm pretty sure that's the climax of the plot.”
Pacific Coast News
“Woody Allen directed an erotic film? Does it involve molested stepdaughters? Look, I know they weren't blood but direct your boner away from the immediate family, perv. It's just a little creepy.

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out and engage in a threesome with Penelope's real-life beau Javier Bardem in Woody's new flick, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Can you imagine Woody leering at them making out and slowly massaging his old man nipples through his sweater? And calling for multiple takes? Scarjo plays an backpacker who gets involved with a painter and his jealous ex-girlfriend. Doesn't this sound like Penthouse Forum? Not that I'd know. Shut up!”
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