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Sean Penn: Prey to Petra's Pert Puppies?

by celebuzz on May. 19, 2008 04:23 PM / 3 Comments

Using her feminine wiles to attract a maximum of attention, Petra Nemcova bared a good portion of her breast tissue on the red carpet in Cannes. The New York Daily News is suggesting that Petra's choice of a white gown with a plunging neckline was a ploy to get the attention of one Sean Penn. The two were briefly linked during Sean's most recent split from wife Robin Wright, and back in February the moody actor boldly showed up to Elton John's Oscar party with Nemcova on his arm.

A source revealed that Petra was "flirting heavily with [Sean] at the Chopard party" and said that at another party on a yacht, Nemcova seemed to be dancing with a guy just to make Penn jealous.

But Nemcova really pulled out the big guns (not just her mammaries) when she sidled up to Robin at a party thrown by the editor of Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter. The source dished that both Penn's sometimes almost ex-wife and the Czech model appeared to be engaged in deep conversation when Sean noticed from across the room and guided Robin to come "meet my friend" on the other side of the room.

Oh, to be a fly on Petra's cleavage during that conversation...

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“I don't know how Petra Nemcova isn't having a wardrobe malfunction here, but that brand of double-sided tape should be banned and taken off the market, immediately! It's immoral and it's preventing me from to doing my job properly. I can't work under these conditions!”

“Petra Nemcova can actually be somewhat attractive, as long as you look at someone else and pretend that other person is Petra Nemcova. Or if she wears a dress that barely covers her boobs. Don’t get me wrong, I think chipmunks are as cute as the next little girl does, but I can count on one hand all the times I’ve had sexual fantasies about them. Wait, a hand has 12 fingers on it, right? Oh well then never mind.”

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allanthekind 1 yr 6 mos ago
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And why don't you just puke a peck of peppers while you're at it?
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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i like her wrist thingy she's wearing.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 6 mos ago
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is her dress on backwards?? thats awful