Sean and Robin Wright Penn: So Happy Together?
Sean Penn and his wife-for-now Robin Wright Penn may have mended their marriage for the time being, but their unconvincing efforts to put on a happy face during the premiere of the Robert De Niro/Bruce Willis comedy What Just Happened raise some serious questions.
Is Sean’s melancholic expression due to the fact that he’s haunted by memories of his fling with model/tree hugger Petra Nemcova?
Is Robin’s indecisive demeanor the result of news that her Milk man had recently swapped spit with his co-star James Franco?
Or maybe Mrs. Wright Penn is down in the dumps because her husband was ratted out for texting an old flame?
Cheer up, Sean! You might not be shaking the timbers with this anymore, but you’ve done a lot worse than your current companion.
Sean Penn is a very lovely man, I would love to suck the crumbs out of his goattee.