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Second Splashy Wedding Planned for Jessica Alba?

by celebuzz on May. 21, 2008 12:25 PM / 3 Comments
Second Splashy Wedding Planned for Jessica Alba?
Bauer Griffin Online

Jessica Alba's surprise wedding was so stealthily, it even surprised her own family. When her brother Josh chatted with E! News Tuesday, the day after Jess and Cash Warren's quiet Monday afternoon ceremony, brother dearest was hearing the news for the first time.

Josh said he was surprised at the news because he knew the couple were planning "a big ceremony later...I just don't know any of the details yet."

One thing we can assume is that the wedding photos will fetch a pretty penny.

Poor bro is so out of the loop. Someone should get on the phone and let him know there's a slight chance his sister might be pregnant.

Quotables /
“Josh Alba, didn't even know his sister got married. In fact, he seemed quite stunned he even had a sister. That's odd. If Jessica Alba were my sister, I'd be more stunned by how often I drilled a hole in the shower wall...er, I mean, respected the boundaries and social mores of the time.”
The Superficial
“When asked if he thinks Cash Warren "will make a good husband," this was Josh's response:

'Well, he's my brother-in-law now!'

Which either means, (a) 'I've got shit for brains,' (b) 'No, but I can't admit that now that he's part of the family' or (c) 'Hell no, but he will become a good husband if he wants to BE part of this family.'

I'm putting my money on (c), but with any option it's pretty obvious that Cash probably does suck and Josh Alba probably is not the sharpest tool in the shed.”
Pacific Coast News
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