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'Sex and the City' London Style

by celebuzz on May. 13, 2008 11:24 AM / 1 Comment
'Sex and the City' London Style
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Sex and the City ringleader Sarah Jessica Parker knows that the British are tasteful and refined. But that doesn't mean she and her costars Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis have sacrificed any of their fashion forward outrageousness for Monday might's London premiere of the Sex and the City movie.

Stateside audiences will have to wait until May 30 to see if Big truly does make an honest woman of Carrie.  Or if he will defeat her in a drinking contest, and force her to parade in public with a hat plucked off the head of a Central Park carriagehorse.

Rest assured that the only things straitlaced and stuffy about this movie will be the Englishmen dragged by their females to see it.

Quotables /
“KRISTIN: I'm not stuck sitting behind her, am I?

CYNTHIA: Nah, I'm sure they gave that seat to Kim.

KIM: Seriously, NO ONE is looking at me, and that is not normal. Hello? Everyone? I'm the naked sex maniac! I'm the one that supposedly hates all these clowns! LOOK AT ME!

SJP: It's amazing what the show has done! I mean, you plant a seed, and it just grows and grows...

KRISTIN: At least this way no one's noticing that Kim and I are in the same color, or that her hair is kinda pointy.

CYNTHIA: Or that your boobs look kind of strange in that.

KRISTIN: Hey, whose side are you on?

SJP: ... and you can either cut off the flower and put it in a vase to die, or you can let the bees get into it and spread the pollen, and create a garden of comedy...

CYNTHIA: I'm hypnotized. Kim is going to cut her.

KIM: I AM GOING TO CUT HER.

SJP: ... and you water it, and suddenly it blossoms into a mature flower...”
Go Fug Yourself
“Well...not HERE here. But THERE here.

Unless you live in the UK...in which case it really is here, here.

Which is to say...The world premiere of Sex and the City was in London today!

New Yorkers must be piiiiiissed about this. And not just because they consider themselves the center of the universe. Because like half of the success of the show hinges on the allure of Manhattan. This would be like having the premiere of Baywatch in Chicago. So wrong.

In related news, Sarah Jessica Parker stands as physical proof that humans really can sprout seeds if they take the right vitamins!”
Pacific Coast News
“It would appear that, earlier in the day, Sarah Jessica decided to pay somebody real money for the ten-foot tall vegetation jutting out of her head. Because there's nothing like showing up for the most relevant thing you've done in the past five years looking like Carmen Miranda's retarded step-sister - who's also a zombie.

NOTE: Kim "The Slutty One" Cattrall's face clearly saying "Premeditated murder coming up in 5, 4, 3, 2...."”
The Superficial
“Last night was the world premiere of the Sex and the City movie, and it was held in London for some reason even though none of the movie or tv show took place there. The first major review is now out, from the London Times Online, and they thankfully give it 2 stars out of 5. Granted, the guy admits the movie may be more enjoyable if you don’t like jokes in your jokes, if you're a brainless lemming or if you're record breakingly queer.

There is literally nothing on earth I want to do less than watch a Sex and The City movie. The only way you’d get me into that theater is if you hid pirate gold under one of the seats.”
“It was hailed as the premiere of the year - the one to wait for - and the one to watch. But when London was chosen over NYC to premiere the much anticipated series turned movie, did Sex And The City live up to all it's hype?

Not surprisingly the focus was on fashion, and like most of the show's dedicated fans, Splash packed themselves into the crowded stands early. Everyone braved the afternoon heat to eagerly await the red carpet revelations, and when Sarah Jessica Parker stepped out first, she was predictably greeted by a mass of frenzy.

SJP's unusual outfit, perfectly crafted from her alter ego Carrie Bradshaw, had everyone in awe. A huge flower and butterfly hat, designed by Philip Treacy, swayed high above the fans as Sarah's matching dress floated beautiful above her popular McQueen shoes.

Kim Catrall, in Vivienne Westwood, and Kristen Davis in Vintage, almost had a fashion faux pas, as they both arrived in variations of red. But some carefully placed poses meant they never clashed next to each other.

The real shock of the night came from Cythnia Nixon, whose conservative on screen character, Miranda, was definitely left on set. She left little to the imagination, as two well placed straps thankfully kept her cleavage tucked in. It was a Calvin Klein risk that I think had her beaming above the rest.”
Splash News Online
“Look at Sarah Jessica Parker laughing spitefully at us sheep. All these years, she's been the one getting the punchline of the joke that has been her ridiculous Sex and the City wardrobe and the ultimate prank has been her arriving to the UK premiere of the SATC movie with a flower arrangement jutting out of her head.

Meanwhile you can tell that the other ladies are finally realizing what we've suspected for some time, which is that SJP has been testing the limits of what the world will swallow in the name of "fashion."

The strained smiles on her co-stars' faces reveal that they're simply planning on making it through this promotional tour of the movie before cutting all ties from Parker, hoping that maniacal Sarah Jessica will refrain from wearing the champagne cork ball gown she's had designed specifically for the next premiere while wearing a costume axe and her hair dripping in fake blood.”
Socialite Life
“Sex and the City: The Movie has officially premiered and (as evidenced by Sarah Jessica Parker's hat) the madness has officially begun!”
“The cast of Sex and the City world premiered their latest big-screen film at the Odeon Leicester Square on Monday in London, England.

Sarah Jessica Parker went a little hat crazy in a garden-inspired Philip Treacy hat and Alexander McQueen dress. Kristin Davis wore vintage, Cynthia Nixon chose a sleek Calvin Klein number and Kim Cattrall donned Vivienne Westwood.

Sex and the City gets carried away in theaters everywhere on Friday, May 30th.”
Just Jared
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