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Shannon Elizabeth: Dancing With the Squeegees

by Celebuzz on Sep. 23, 2008 03:49 PM / 1 Comment
Shannon Elizabeth: Dancing With the Squeegees
Bauer Griffin Online

Times are tough, and American Pie (and Dancing with the Stars) was a long, long time ago.

To make ends meet, Shannon Elizabeth has taken a position down at the car wash.

She'd like to tell you about a new special: Wash, wax and undercarriage for a mere $12.99! She'll even wear a bikini and sign your Tomcats DVD!

Just jokin'. The celebrity poker-playin' Shannon is actually washing her own car.

And using window cleaner on the doors. And acting shocked that it doesn't look that great after it was applied.

That sexy-moron roles she normally played in movies in the early 2000s were just an act. Really.

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“She’s not going to make any money dressed like that, she’s still got a great body she needs to show it off. A white tank top and some short shorts will go a long way towards paying down that mortgage.”
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  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 1 mo ago
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    The Squeegees? Aren't they the ones who did the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack?

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