Shannon Elizabeth: Dancing With the Squeegees
Sep 23, 2008 at 3:49pm
Times are tough, and American Pie (and Dancing with the Stars) was a long, long time ago.
To make ends meet, Shannon Elizabeth has taken a position down at the car wash.
She’d like to tell you about a new special: Wash, wax and undercarriage for a mere $12.99! She’ll even wear a bikini and sign your Tomcats DVD!
Just jokin’. The celebrity poker-playin’ Shannon is actually washing her own car.
And using window cleaner on the doors. And acting shocked that it doesn’t look that great after it was applied.
That sexy-moron roles she normally played in movies in the early 2000s were just an act. Really.
The Squeegees? Aren’t they the ones who did the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack?