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Sharon Stone Gets Something Off Her Chest

by celebuzz on May. 22, 2008 03:23 PM / 2 Comments
Sharon Stone Gets Something Off Her Chest
Bauer Griffin Online

That Sharon Stone sure is a silly goose.

During a break in the Cannes Film Festival festivities, the Fatal Attraction actress answered a question no one asked by playfully lifting her shirt and showing the cameras how her 50-year-old milk mounds are holding up.

People the world over are no doubt thanking you from the bottom of their hearts right now, Sharon...for at least keeping your bikini top on.

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“Dear Ms. Stone,

If you have inside information that proves it's actually 1992 and not 2008, kindly forward it to my immediate attention. In the meantime, I'm gonna have to ask you to put those things away. Yeah, you're at Cannes - Woo-hoo! But, please, don't make me unleash the Jean-Claude on you. The man can still kick pretty high after he takes his blood thinner and enjoys a warm breakfast of Quaker Oatmeal.
In closing, thanks for all the boners when I was in junior high and always had to go to the chalkboard. Finally, I had something to complement the acne.

C'est la vie!

The Superficial Writer”
The Superficial
“Her booty may have bid farewell to our vain planet (see photo No. 2 in this set), but she still has her boobies. Three cheers for Sharon Stone's chest! Hoorah!

We spotted Ms. Stone on Thursday enjoying the sun and herself at Eden Roc in Cap d'Antibes while in town for the 61st Cannes Film Festival.

Go get 'em, tiger.”
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