Shia LaBeouf Watched His Parents Have Sex
Shia LaBeouf has got to stop giving such intense interviews.
Last month, he spilled the beans to Playboy about dating Rihanna, his wish to marry his sexy mom, and about how he’s not so well-endowed.
Now, the Transformers 2 actor is back to shock his fans some more in Parade Magazine.
He reveals that he gets his humor “[From] seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked … [and] twisted R-rated humor.”
He also opens up about his famed DUI accident and his well-publicized struggle with booze. ”Why am I an alcoholic? I haven’t a damn clue! What is life about? I don’t know,” LaBeouf admits.
Shia, however, is very well aware that his fame can be taken away from him at any second and is taking his career very seriously.
He says, “Sometimes I feel I’m living a meaningless life and I get frightened. I know I’m one of the luckiest dudes in America right now. I have a great house. My parents don’t have to work. I’ve got money. I’m famous.
But it could all change, man. It could go away. You never know.”
Check out the huge photospread of Shia from the magazine…his staple hand cast is gone!
ZOOM in on this pic to see his finger looking all sorts of funky!
Let us know in the comments: Is it weird that Shia is so open about seeing his parents having sex?
He’s so hip it hurts
it looks like he’s watching them right there in that pic
wuts with the ducks??
This kid needs some serious therapy.
ummm, don’t know what to say
I used to watch Shia’s parents have sex as well. It was not pleasant.
I’d f*ck him, good and hard! damn he’s sexy.
okay. i think we’re getting some clues on why he’s got alcohol problems. and then there’s that whole ‘i want to marry my mother’ thing. i mean, really. ick. skin-crawley, stomach-churning, o please get this thought out of my head kind of ick.
Didn’t his parents have a door to their room? And if they did, didn’t they think it might be prudent to close it? And if the answer to that question is no, then I think his parents should not have been parents. And what’s this nude mother thing? Exactly what kind of parents are these people who brought up this guy??
poor kid, i still love him though
I would be so traumatized if I saw his parents having sex! ick.
I bet his mom is so embaressed! I would be!
Way to put out the dirty laundry!
Resizing medium quality photos doesn’t make them hq.
I will always be his fan and adore him even though he whould lost his fame!
Shia Happy Birthday handsome!!
He’s as lame as Megan. Why do they both feel the need to make sh*t up about themselves to be more interesting? Your not a drunk Shia, Megan doesn’t like girls, she just pretends to like girls so you easily manupilated men will love her (by the way, lots of women do this to you, dummies!) I find Shis espicially lame. How this dork is labeled as hot and gets to share a screen with someone sho is considered the hoteest women in thw world is beyond me.
Hellzzz to the yes edward would win!!! he IS sexier (withhout a doubt!) and faster and stronger!!! love you rob!!!
You all have to be incredibly retarded. Robert Pattinson doesn’t have a single muscle in his body besides the ones used to pucker his lips.
P.S. Any woman older than 16 is automatically aroused when they see a man like Chuck Norris naked. With Pattinson, they will feel ashamed if any of their friends finds out they had sex with a 13 year old girl.
Edwards sexier defo
EDWARD CULLEN.
Obviously edward.
because no one can get sexier than edward
or stronger.
or sparklier.
or more beatiful.
xxxx
ROBERT PATTINSON COULD’NT FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG. HE’S A NERD!!!!!!….
i love me some edward cullen but gotta go with chuck norris without a doubt
relly i think edward because
1 hes faster
2 hes stronger
3 he would totaly win
OMFG how could anyone even think of putting “Edward” against chuck norris? omfg one round house kick to his stupid puckered up face will leave his a** knocked out fo evahh! lmao. all u twerd fcks are so retarded.
Come on….
That f*ckin Edward is not even REAL.
Truth is… Robert Pattison vs. Chuck Norris
Poor Patty,
His arse will be kicked to the moon.
again I remind you:
EDWARD CULLEN : not listed as citizen of planet earth but planet ‘hello-my-imaginary-book-character’
while
CHUCK NORRIS : citizen of planet Earth, old man but ALIVE. into Martial Arts, no doubt.
ROBERT PATTISON : young hunk from UK, could sing a little, I dunno if he has any martial arts background but he’s no Super Human.
The question must be corrected, there’s no way to make Chuck Norris to fight a fictional character.
Chuck Norris, DUH! Sparkling is gay. Plus, Edward’s a whimp. So he’s got speed, Chuck’s got an extra fist under his beard! And I agree with Anonymous: It’s pretty much ROBERT vs. Chuck. Edward’s just a sad attempt to get teenaged girls’ attention. I’m 16 and I’d rather date Cookie Monster than that (can’t say man, too much of a wimp to be a vampire…OH) that THING!
o edward destruiria o chuck fácil fácil SUYEGSYE k bos :*
he’s totally hot…matanya mampu mencairkan ssiapa yg mmndang nya.oh..,robert pattinson,i luv u beb!
Chuck Norris should kill the poll maker of this for even having to ask. Chuck Norris is a beast.
Edward Cullen, of course… He is sexier, better looking and HAWT! I love him! And many other people (not only 16-year-old)….
its odvious yahh!!
robert pat
my lyf hes is so dahing hot sexy
i m crazy about him
Lógico q o EDWARD neah!..
ele pode le mentes com certeza
vai sabe o q o Chuck Norris
esta planejando!!
bejinhos♥
concerteza meu Edward,meu perfeito *-*
robert esta guapisimooooooooooo . es un churro
sure, edward cullen IS hotter than chuck norris… but let’s face it: two words… roundhouse kick!
Edward would win hes way to hot to lose
needed a GOOD laugh. thanks. love both of these guys….very different from each other…like here to timbuktu different. pattinson is adorable and sexy, but he could def learn a few good things from norris without a fight. what a question? you got paid for this one?
ok….edward, robert, chuck.
if its with edward and not rob….edward would win. never saw a norris flick where he moves faster than we can see; edward is better looking which does account for something.
Edward is stronger ,greater and sexier than Chuck Norris .i love u Rob
Edward Cullen! He is soo much better then that ‘Chuck’ guy. Chuck’s old and old people aren’t strong, theyre weak. On the other hand, Edward is only 17 and sooo strong and SEXYY!!!
Unless Chuck Norris is not human, otherwise, Edward would win … lol
you shouldn’t even put it as a poll /contest..
he is sexy fast and talented edward would win
Chuck Norris so F**K YoU
well to telyo the truth,edward i’nt real,but i got to say that r pattz is younger and u knowwhat they say ,the more youngerthe more healthier and stronger.
robbie would win because he is stronger and slimmer
NEVER in my life have I EVER thought any man celebrity or not, is as SEXY as Robert. He is number one.
i like robert”edward cullen” very much! iwatch twilight 50 times,hes my personal brand of heroin!!! ha ha ha,i just really like him!!! no matter what,so edward no matter what did anybody say,just keep up d good work,i’pray 4 you always,Goodluck and God bless, always,Luv yah!
well if taylor was in ti i would say taylor
i think they should find a fair fight cuz chuck norris was trained by bruce lee so yupp definetly CHUCK NORRIS
of course robert pattianson…..he is very very very very cool..I love you rob
dabviously its soooooooooooo edward……he is the sexiest person on earth ive EVER seen………….i jz luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv edward cullen(r patz)mwah mwah mwah…LOVE u rob