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Sienna Miller Is Kind of Mean

by celebuzz on Jul. 18, 2008 11:41 AM / 2 Comments
Sienna Miller Is Kind of Mean
Splash News Online

OK, Sienna Miller. We get it.

You don't like bikini tops, and you're totally doing Balthazar Getty.

But it's ridiculous.

The Factory Girl star continued her Breast-Baring Tour '08 through Positano, Italy, with Balthy yesterday.

With what must have been full awareness of the paps' presence, the couple became especially touchy-feely while frolicking in the surf. Getty groped two fistfuls of Sienna, while Miss Miller made a lusty grab for Getty's crotch.

Yes, the heart wants what it wants. But Sienna doesn't seem to be innocently pursuing a new love interest. She seems to be trying to kill Getty's wife, Rosetta Millington, with a massive coronary.

She might as well have ripped off Getty's genitals and shoved them down her own bikini bottom, then pounded her bare chest with her fists while bellowing, "Roawrr! Ha-Ha, Rosetta Millington!"

In other news, Sienna Miller's topless again. So go to Splash News Online for butt loads of naked aggression.

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“Note to any of Sienna Miller’s friends: If she says she wants to show you a slide show of her recent vacation to Italy, trust me, you wanna be there to watch it.

You know what’d be really fucked up? Make a postcard out of their vacation pictures and send it to Balthazar’s wife.

“Having the breast time ever in Italy. Hope the newborn’s not keeping you up!” Love, Balthazar”
Celebslam
“The Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty topless and adulterous love affair continues in Positano, Italy.

The couple did a bit of role playing on the rocky shore (where better to fulfill some doctor/nurse fantasies?) with Balthazar conducting an impromptu breast examine with his hands. Sienna returned the favor by making sure his testicles were in great shape because these two are doing a serious amount of banging.

Remember kids, the best treatment for cancer is early detection.”
Splash News Online
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