Simon Cowell Thinks Britney's Got The 'X Factor'
"I'm really excited about it, because she has got her act together and the new record is terrific," megabucks Cowell says.
The famed curmudgeon also feels that Britney crawled out of the dark and into the light (with Dad's help, of course).
"She has come back from a very dark place and is a terrific artist."
It's so refreshing to hear him sound so...nice. Britney will also advise aspiring singers during her appearance.
Lesson #1, kiddies: DO NOT MARRY AND GET IMPREGNATED BY ONE OF YOUR BACK-UP DANCERS!