That’s why the Internet is here—to sift through the clutter and deliver the dish.

Gossip about the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston love triangle is still in full-force. Who knows what the real story is? Jessica Simpson and Shannen Doherty also gave some eye-opening interviews, while other magazines focused on the best and worst moments from summer ’08. 

Click through the cover shots on the right.

The extensive captions will fit a week’s worth of news into the time it takes for your boss to go to the executive washroom.

Enjoy it on the quick and on the sly.