That’s why the Internet is here—to sift through the clutter and deliver the dish.

Two exclusive interviews were on the glossies this week, with Jenny McCarthy opening up about her son’s autism and Trista Sutter announcing her pregnancy. Other magazines looked at Hollywood’s hottest young couple, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, today’s skinniest stars, and celebs caught without makeup.

Click through the cover shots on the right.

The extensive captions will fit a week’s worth of news into the time it takes for your boss to go to the executive washroom.

Enjoy it on the quick and on the sly.