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The birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s new twins dominated the entertainment world, so the fake rumors were finally put to rest. In other news: Jessica Alba finally shows off her precious new baby girl, Lindsay Lohan is probably gay, and Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal take the kids to Europe! 

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