With Us, OK!, People, Star, Life & Style and InTouch all competing for readership, it’s hard enough to make time for them all, let alone decide which one to buy and read.

That’s what Celebuzz is for—to sift through the clutter and deliver the dish.

The second week of July didn’t leave much to the imagination. Between the Hogan family, arrests, the material girl, make-up free stars (ahh!), and possible pregnancies, this week delivered the drama.

Click through the cover shots on the right to get your fix.

The extensive captions will fit a week’s worth of news into the time it takes for your boss to go to the executive washroom.

Enjoy it on the quick and on the sly.