Slap-Happy Kelly Osbourne Arrested

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Unless you want a black eye, don't mess with the Osbourne women's men.

The Daily Mail reports that after a scuffle occurred at London nightclub Punk on August 29, Kelly Osbourne, 24, went with her lawyers voluntarily to a London police station on January 2 to turn herself in.

Allegedly, raven-haired Kelly slapped Mirror UK gossip columnist Zoe Griffin at the Soho club after the writer teased Osbourne about her fiancé, Luke Worrall, being stupid.

Witnesses of the scandalous tussle say Griffin taunted Kelly, saying Worrall, 19, didn't even know what an earthquake was.

Zoe, however, was unaware of the earthquake the Osbournes are willing to wreak upon those who verbally bash their loved ones!

Recently, matriarch Sharon Osbourne practically gave reality TV minx Megan Hauserman a bloody beat-down after Hauserman insulted Ozzy Osbourne to his wife's face.

Sharon, 56, is facing her own charges stemming from that particular incident.

Regarding Kelly Osbourne, a London police spokesperson tells the Mail, "We can confirm a 24-year-old woman attended a central London police by appointment on 2 January. She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008. She has been bailed until a date in March."

Meanwhile, just three days prior on August 26, Kelly was photographed while sporting a black eye out and about in London.

Is anyone noticing a pattern here?

How far would you go to defend your loved ones against the words of a mouthy clubgoer? Let us know in comments!