Snooki Says She Hasn't Had Sex in Three Months

Snooki Says She Hasn't Had Sex in Three Months-photo

Brandy isn't the only female who's been going through a dry spell lately.

Jersey Shore enchantress Snooki appeared on radio program Mojo in the Morning on Thursday and bravely admitted that, despite her obvious charms, she hasn't experienced guido love in 90 days.

Asked about emerging rumors that she's carrying a little orange bun in the oven, the Snookster protested,

"You have to have sex to get pregnant."

Shocked and amazed, the hosts pressed further. Just how long had it been since the party-positive reality TV sensation (born Nicole Polizzi) had known carnal relations? Days? Weeks? The shocking answer:

"I couldn't even tell you...I think it's been about 90 days."

Perhaps that explains why she seems to have way too much time and energy on her hands these days.

Who do you think will be the lucky guy to step up to the plate and break Snooki's celibate streak? Share your predictions in the comments section.

 

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  • janstezens2
    janstezens2

    hahaha I CANT WAIT for Jersey Shore Season 3!! Watch FULL EPIODES AT http://www.jerseyshoreseasonepisodes .com they have a sneak peak of the new season!

  • Beautiful Me
    Beautiful Me

    everyone on Jersey Shore look trashy and nasty...from the hair on down!! They just look all oiled up and disgusting!!

  • forkuu
    forkuu

    first of all she was not "born" michel polozzi . she is hispanic though she trys to say she has italian blood . that is total b.s go online and look up pics of chilean village women. you will see nicoles real heritage. she was just lucky a usa family adopted her.

  • Heather
    Heather

    She's lying. My guess, it's been years.

  • justvurped
    justvurped

    Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

  • RedGlitter
    RedGlitter

    WTF? We got Brandy and now this Skanki who blab about their sex lives which should be private. Then we got several; rags making issue about it! Where are your articles on MEN who haven't had sex in "a long time" if you think three months is a freaking long time. Sheez. Quit throwing women back to the Dark Ages with these stupid inappropriate "news" articles.

  • gladeye
    gladeye

    At least she's consistent, ugly inside and out. And dumb as a box of rocks. No wonder she's so popular. It's nice that someone so superficial is on the verge of some major ballooning.

  • letcher
    letcher

    me

  • twinklemepink06
    twinklemepink06

    no surprise there. who would want to have sex with her?

 
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