Snooki Should Get Punched in the Face Way More Often

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Who knew that, outside of the boxing ring, taking a swift fist to the mug could be so lucrative? Since footage of pint-sized Jersey Shore guidette Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting popped in the face by a since-fired gym teacher in a New Jersey watering hole made its way into the public sphere, her personal appearance fee has skyrocketed by 500 percent, making her the highest-paid Jersey Shore cast member when it comes to event appearances.

A leaked email from NYU Law's student listserv reveals that, when the school's students first tried to book her for an event prior to the punch-up, her asking price was $2,000—lower than any of her orange-skinned brethren. But one well-placed knuckle sandwich later, her fee jumped to $10,000—more than Pauly D's $7,500, J-WoWW's five grand, and Ronnie's $3,500.

Which is pretty impressive. But there's always room to punch up those numbers. With enough fists to her terminally twisted-up kisser, Snooki could be making some real money—maybe even Johnny Depp money. But it's going to take a lot of work. And a lot of punching.

What do you say, Snooki? Are you ready to take your rightful place among the best-compensated names in show biz? The next time you're at one of your increasingly well-paid personal appearances, don't leave the possibility of a punch in the face to chance. Invite it. Demand it. Embrace it.

Do it for you, Snooki. Do it for your future. Do it for all of us.

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  • layla
    layla

    Stop being so mean, it is just entertainment

  • missthing06
    missthing06

    Honestly this is getting pathetic. This girl is a waste of space on this site. GET HER OFF.ugh. Who knew you could be famous for being and looking trashy

  • ashleyjaykash
    ashleyjaykash

    Geesshhh; now maybe she can buy coordinating plastic hair clips to match her clothes! iNSTEAD OF THE USUAL WHITE PLASTIC CLIP W/THE BALCK DRESS :) QUIT IT SNOOKiE!!!

  • ericahill
    ericahill

    Are you kidding?.... LOW CLASS - These people are discusting... I don't even understand how they get paid to appear in clubs...!! :O Its not if they have low class or not its about that now we are warned by what we see on t.v. never make friends with a jersey person.

  • jeffvond
    jeffvond

    Who would date this short, fat, loud mouth? Or any of those other pieces of Jersey crap?

  • offman
    offman

    I wish she had been under a poorly constructed building in Haiti yesterday.

  • Shrgtt
    Shrgtt

    That was TERRIBLE what happened to her but i'm glad she is famous for it now. Are you kidding?.... LOW CLASS - These people are discusting... I don't even understand how they get paid to appear in clubs...!! :O

  • ericahill
    ericahill

    That was TERRIBLE what happened to her but i'm glad she is famous for it now.

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