Snooki Wants to Date a Businessman

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Moving away from the "juiceheads" of her past, everyone's favorite former anorexic Jersey Shore guidette is snookin' for love with a very specific kind of man.

Snooki tells E!'s Daily Ten:

The past luck that I’ve had with these gorillas isn’t amazing. It’s not a fairy tale.  I want a fairy tale and I feel if I can get a fairy tale with anybody, it would be like a successful businessman and his last name needs to end in a vowel.

Exes Jeff Miranda and Emilio Masella have the vowel-ending surnames going for them, but both fell short on the 'happily ever after front,' what with Emilio cheating on Snook and gimmicky Jeff proposing on the cover of Steppin Out magazine.

At least Snooki is raking in the dough while she waits for her Prince Charming-o!

Snooks will probably have no problem finding men, considering how hot she and her new bangs looked in photos from the red carpet at the 2010 VMAs. Check out Snooki making out with her co-star (and BFF) Deena Nicole at the Shore and peep at pics of her looking sexy in a swimsuit. What do you think, fellas?

Have a boyfriend idea for Snooki? Play matchmaker in the comments.

 

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  • janstezens2
    janstezens2

    hahaha I CANT WAIT for Jersey Shore Season 3!! Watch FULL EPIODES AT http://www.jerseyshoreseasonepisodes.com they have a sneak peak of the new season!

  • Jay
    Jay

    I LOVE you Snookie...come to Cincinnati and let me take care of you forever. LOVE you ...Electric MIke You need eye surgery, glasses, or a seeing eye dog because you are obviously completely blind!!!!

  • felicite
    felicite

    Hello Dear, With Respect, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before. After you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private Email contact below. Introducing myself, I am felicite kpolo, the Only Daughter of the later Rudolph kpolo, my father was a gold and cocoa merchant based in accra , Ghana and Abidjan ( Ivory Coast ), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips recently. Before his death, He called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of 6.500,000USD deposited in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Cote d' ivoire, that he used my name for the next of kin in depositing of the fund. I will need your assistance as follows: 1) To assist me in retrieving this money from the bank. 2) To serve as the guardian of this fund. 3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas. Reply to my private e-mail box below: (felicite.kpolo@btinternet.com) Anticipating to hear from you soon. Awaiting your urgent reply. Regards, felicite Note: please reply to my private e-mail box below: felicite.kpolo@btinternet.com

  • kpolo felicite
    kpolo felicite

    Hello Dear, With Respect, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before. After you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private Email contact below. Introducing myself, I am felicite kpolo, the Only Daughter of the later Rudolph kpolo, my father was a gold and cocoa merchant based in accra , Ghana and Abidjan ( Ivory Coast ), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips recently. Before his death, He called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of 6.500,000USD deposited in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Cote d' ivoire, that he used my name for the next of kin in depositing of the fund. I will need your assistance as follows: 1) To assist me in retrieving this money from the bank. 2) To serve as the guardian of this fund. 3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas. Reply to my private e-mail box below: (felicite.kpolo@btinternet.com) Anticipating to hear from you soon. Awaiting your urgent reply. Regards, felicite Note: please reply to my private e-mail box below: felicite.kpolo@btinternet.com

  • crosby87
    crosby87

    That is Very harsh ! theres worse out there. shes gets to lift her skirt, get drunk and swear like a sailor and get paid out the ying yang. what happen to good ole talent? when tv was good? when people we heard sing could actually sing, actors could act. shell never have to work a day in her life now, and because of what? really she, nor do any of them deserve to be where they are. they are people i see everyday downtown singing their hearts out, but no one will ever notice them, and thats sad. people that work their ass off every day creating new, better things for this world go un noticed? fair? nope, not at all. she truely has, as well as the rest of them, have given their culture a VERY bad image. hey i can get drunk and act like a f*ckin idiot too? but do i get paid for it? no, because their is no reason to be paid for it. talentless, fake breasted, extension wearing attention grabbers, are already out there and we have a word for that, hookers. im just saying she gets paid to do what? while there are people working their ass off day to day just barely being able to keep a roof over their heads and food in their stomach. not harsh my friend. just a good ole slap of reality. im sure there are people how would agree.

  • dave
    dave

    I think she has a fat ass now. Imagine what it will look like after a couple of puppies. Plus she is a whore that charges things beside money, even thou money is in there. I would not save her from drowning since her ass would be like a anchor and pull us both down. Jusy go with whore. She really looks it with the fake suntan and the awful language. Why does she think a buisness man would want her. they would be so ashamed, but we are talking hollywood, I forgot what a horrible place that is. Come to FLorida where real business men are and see if you have a chance. Write me and I will give you my number at home on the beach. THis business man would slam the door in your face no matter if you were naked, that would be scary and the neighbors would call the police for terroist activities.

  • debbie
    debbie

    She needs to take off some of that makeup instead of her clothes.

  • toni
    toni

    Does she tan or is that bronzer? Can someone tell her how awful she looks as far as her skin color? Why not love your natural shade? Her hair looks much better with the bangs; now she just needs to go bak to her natural skin color.

  • maria
    maria

    AMEN TO THAT!!These people make me ashamed to be Italian!! She's not even Italian!! Thats what gets under my skin. They portray these ugly muts as Italians and it isnt true, which gives real Italians like myself a bad rap.

  • William
    William

    What a loser....she's taken over for the other PIG spears!!! She has got to be one of the most ugly, unatractive losers I've ever seen. Can someone tell me exactly what talent other than being a F*****G pig this person has?

  • dave
    dave

    Snooki is a PIG

  • disgusted
    disgusted

    dont blame these people , this enviorment is like many neighbor hoods also in brooklyn that are simliar , italians either grow up as a success , or opposite , you can blame this BRAVO for capitalizing and exposing all the stereo types and all intense ego maniacs that love to strut their nonsense behavior on the screen , something should be look into especailly for the decay, that it is and causing children to follow these people , dont watch this crap

  • b
    b

    I have a vowel at the end of my last name! I'm not italian though. I love you snooki!

  • B
    B

    I have a vowel at the end of my name! I'm not italian though. I love you snooki

  • Nan
    Nan

    she is not italian....she is chilean!!!

  • jucko
    jucko

    [quote=Professor D]I can only imagine (and suppress the urge to gag) what she's going to look like when she's 50... EXACTLY perfect perfect

  • kir
    kir

    ive done my research, i know a thing or 2 and last time i checked italian cultured people are well raised and taught. i feel sorry for everything these parents taught these kids for them to turn around and be the non talented disrespectful womanizing whores that most of them are. " i need to get it in" really snooki your a fat midget. please stop doing that thing with your lips, i just want to unleash serious harm onto you when isee it. " im not white, im tan" your not tan, youve been painted repeatedly in your stupid salon. you are white you f*ckin dumbass. next time you do your 5 year old whine/boo hoo me thing. i will be on a plane to whereever you are and removing your voice box. GET THE f*ck OFF OUR TV! thaaaanks hahaha:D That is Very harsh !

  • kir
    kir

    number one If you people hate it so much why do you watch? number 2 why do you care enough to comment just curious? they do get paid an enormous amount of money for stupidity, but that is wat america is now days . and no one is taking the inititive to change it , So blame the idiots that put innapropriate crap on tv on every station not just mtv . Sex,drugs,and immoral people are everywhere now.. I dont like that fact that there is so much sex and violence on tv but for the simple fact its a bad influence and immoral.. but i think alot of these vicious attacks may be out of jelousy instead standing up for whats right.. maybe its time for people to be a little less talk and alittle more action!!

  • angelo
    angelo

    you know, negative comments about this jersey stuff is one thing , but dont you people think your just a little too evil and your comments are very hurtfull toward these people , iam sure these guys all have feelings , why destroy their walk in the park , really people lighten up , telvison creates some good and bad , be carefull the mouth is a dangerous sword ......

  • crosby87
    crosby87

    ive done my research, i know a thing or 2 and last time i checked italian cultured people are well raised and taught. i feel sorry for everything these parents taught these kids for them to turn around and be the non talented disrespectful womanizing whores that most of them are. " i need to get it in" really snooki your a fat midget. please stop doing that thing with your lips, i just want to unleash serious harm onto you when isee it. " im not white, im tan" your not tan, youve been painted repeatedly in your stupid salon. you are white you f*ckin dumbass. next time you do your 5 year old whine/boo hoo me thing. i will be on a plane to whereever you are and removing your voice box. GET THE f*ck OFF OUR TV! thaaaanks hahaha:D

  • opus48
    opus48

    Good god is that a moustache? She is one nasty ho. I hope MTV dumps Jersey Shore and lets them learn to get jobs on their own.

  • guest
    guest

    AMEN TO THAT!!These people make me ashamed to be Italian!! Snooki is adopted she's not Italian to begin with.

  • Bubba
    Bubba

    Lil Smuckie , Please do us all a favor AND KILL YOURSELF before someone else does it. How I pitty the poor guy that ever becomes involved with an OINKER LIKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • david
    david

    AMEN TO THAT!! These people make me ashamed to be Italian!! She's not Italian, She's Chilean.

  • kyuubi
    kyuubi

    Pimps are businessmen, good luck Snooki

  • Larry
    Larry

    This midget looks just like alittle troll.

  • Schae
    Schae

    I read that she's not even Italian!

  • f u jereyshore
    f u jereyshore

    she looks like she 50 years old, shes got a nasty lookin wig on he head and she need to shave her lip and shed about 150 lbs, bitch is nasty as hell

  • Michael Carson
    Michael Carson

    The only "businessman" she might attract is a hot dog vendor.

  • Linda
    Linda

    Snooki is a PIG yes she sure is .. and a dirty one at that.......

  • sweetvyc
    sweetvyc

    AMEN TO THAT!!These people make me ashamed to be Italian!! the girl isn't even italian. she was adopted by an italian family but she is from equador.

  • SHITT HEAD
    SHITT HEAD

    AMEN TO THAT!!These people make me ashamed to be Italian!! NO DONT BE ASHAMED YOUR ITALIAN BE ASHAMED THEY R ITALIAN...N BTW RONNIE IS MIXED...N SO IS SNOOKIS FRIEND

  • Chrissy
    Chrissy

    YOU LOSERS NEEDTA STOP HATIN ON SNICKERS..SHE DOIN HER THANG IN HOLLYWOOD..WHAT HAVE U LOSERS ACCOMPLISHED HUH??? HATERS SUCK!!!!!! What the HELL has she accomplished? All she's proven is that ANYONE can be famous if they act like an idiot on tv. She's flat out trashy and uneducated. She makes absoultely NO contribution to society except for injecting bad taste into mainstream America. She sets a bad example for young girls. I'm sure she's a very nice person but she puts out a horrible image.

  • J.E.B.
    J.E.B.

    She must be the poster child for Coppertone QT lotion! She's...ORANGE.

  • efipictures@aol.com
    efipictures@aol.com

    Good point. Pigs serve a purpose. She doesn't. Who the Hell is Snooki?

  • JA
    JA

    Yep, pigs are delicious and there is no use for that ugly whore...so dont compare pigs to snooki... Good point. Pigs serve a purpose. She doesn't.

  • Jam
    Jam

    They need to stop sayng she is a so called "guidette". The broad is not Italian but Columbian. We have enough idiots giving Italians a bad name. We don't need this brain lacking ugly piglet to add to it.

  • Jam
    Jam

    Why is this ho so famous. If my son introduced me to a girl friend like her, I would be peeved. The woman is a waste of space.

  • snookisucks
    snookisucks

    What idiot would date this high maintenance piece of trash?

  • stevefoster
    stevefoster

    SHE WILL FIND HER MAN,LOTS OF MONEY&NICE HOME ALL THE BEST TO HER AND HER NEW MAN. STEVE!!!

  • misstina
    misstina

    YOU LOSERS NEEDTA STOP HATIN ON SNICKERS..SHE DOIN HER THANG IN HOLLYWOOD..WHAT HAVE U LOSERS ACCOMPLISHED HUH??? HATERS SUCK!!!!!!

  • Christina
    Christina

    I'm really sick of these no talent skanks and male whores being so popular. Come on America why are you making them so rich? They just expoit everyone and everything around them and now they think they can do anythng they want. Snooki is especialy bad. No talent little girl with no class who is famous for gettin punched in the face? Come on!

  • sNoOkIlover09
    sNoOkIlover09

    snooki is cute fun and shes funny but that gurl needs to stop being abit too slutty shes young having fun you guys need to leave her alone she could date anyone if she wants too but i felt bad for the gurl shes BETTER looking than angelina dueces

  • Big Mario
    Big Mario

    [quote=Tijuana Tookie], consuming sufficient libations to create the illusion of attractiveness. "" WTF?? LOSER. Nuff said

  • Big Frankie
    Big Frankie

    [quote=Snooks is butt ugly]Because when you suck something all day and night, your lips get puckered You sound like an ass clown with experience sucking all day. Leave a girl alone and quit being jealous about her sucess and h=go out and find some on your own. You poor pathetic loser

  • Big Angelo
    Big Angelo

    [quote=Tijuana Tookie]I am a Businessman; my specialty is supplying drinking establishments with girls at closing time (the beer goggle venture hour) so that your drinking experience includes a tart on your pillow in the morning. sNookie would perfect in some of the lower class establishments that I never want to do bidness wit again. To anyone capable of consuming sufficient libations to create the illusion of attractiveness in this porcine illiterate please contact me, {hosaleskanksandtrollsjssucks.org} I may have an opening on my drinking team for you. Tijuana Tookie, you sound like a bottom feeding ass wipe loser not a Businessman. Your specialty is bullsh*t hanging around at closing time trying to finish off whatever drinks and bottles that are left behind and collecting cigarette butts. That is your drinking and social experience. Then you probably comb the parking lot like a predator looking for defenseless drunk and drugged girls. LOSER.

  • Big Tony
    Big Tony

    P O O R. J E A L O U S. H A T E R S

  • Snooks is butt ugly
    Snooks is butt ugly

    [quote=Bob Saget]And why does she always do that ugly thing with her lips? It's not sexy or cute it retarded. Because when you suck something all day and night, your lips get puckered

  • pete
    pete

    fat little pig, oink oink oink

  • snookthechilean
    snookthechilean

    she's no Italian. Chilean adopted as a baby by italian american parents

  • Tijuana Tookie
    Tijuana Tookie

    I am a Businessman; my specialty is supplying drinking establishments with girls at closing time (the beer goggle venture hour) so that your drinking experience includes a tart on your pillow in the morning. sNookie would perfect in some of the lower class establishments that I never want to do bidness wit again. To anyone capable of consuming sufficient libations to create the illusion of attractiveness in this porcine illiterate please contact me, {hosaleskanksandtrollsjssucks.org} I may have an opening on my drinking team for you.

  • will
    will

    After Jersey Shore goes into oblivion who in their right mind would date or marry any one of these ***holes never mind have sex with them. Their vaginas must be as big as the Lincoln Tunnel.As for the guys....they must have 12 diseases lurking in them somewhere.

  • CMS
    CMS

    oh you guys need to lighten up on snooki..............she's a young girl goin thru her time.............she'll straighen up......guess you all were mother teresa at her age? she's funny and that's why people watch..............she'll be laughing at her critics...........all the way to the bank! :0)

  • Munky
    Munky

    She looks like an orange Oompa Loompa... Oompa's are orange

  • Lisa Paganelli
    Lisa Paganelli

    Oompa loompa loompa de do if we are wise we won't listen to an Orange Oompa loompa Drunkin Snookie hootchie Unhottie. Last thing I want to hear is advice from some drunkin Oompa Loompa who now thinks she's the catch of the day for business men. Sorry Snooks but most business men don't have to bail their women out of Jail when they pick them up for a date. Snooks when you start wearing Victoria Beckham dresses instead instead of Forever 21 clothes MAYBE you got 1/2 shot with a successful classy guy. You might want to try cleaning up that glutter slut mouth you speak with too. Classy women do not speak like you do either.

  • LAFOOTE
    LAFOOTE

    I LOVE you Snookie...come to Cincinnati and let me take care of you forever. LOVE you ...Electric MIke

  • Tana
    Tana

    Snooki is a PIG A well paid PIG!!! People, wake up...The next time you need someone REALLY important...fireman, EMT, policeman, nurse, etc. ask them if they are being paid $10,000 for basically doing nothing.

  • nihilus
    nihilus

    She looks like an orange Oompa Loompa... Oompa Loompas are already orange! :P And yeah, she does.

  • Kay
    Kay

    She's a pig and a whore. She's only on the show because she'll screw anything, and she gets paid by the network to do so. Paid for sex=whore

  • Snooki-hater 9,013,280,986
    Snooki-hater 9,013,280,986

    The only businessman who might want to have anything to do with this spoiled, fat-ass tramp would be a very low-rent type PIMP. Her parents should be slapped.

  • Karina Kogan
    Karina Kogan

    [quote=Bob Saget]And why does she always do that ugly thing with her lips? It's not sexy or cute it retarded. you think its just her lips that arent sexy or cute? have you seen the rest of her?

  • connie
    connie

    You have no top lip I think you are so dam ugly and nasty too sleep with everyone ...You might have a few stds they way you sleep with everyone and stay drunk like you do....i will never watch your show again it was sicking too watch ...So i take it they are paying you too be a whore and a drunk ...well they found that right girl .....your nastey lindsy lohan is much better then you would ever want too be .......you look like a street walker and a drunk too me

  • Tim
    Tim

    And how do all of you look? She is cute...leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot. No she isn't cute. She is a fat, talentless slob who THINKS she's cute. That's one of the reasons why no one likes her. That & the fact that she is orange. Maybe she should beach her fat ass on lounger & actually tan in the sun.

  • livilu1
    livilu1

    snooki is just another well payed actress that only makes herself look stupid on tv . in fact i dont even know y she is on tv .she's ugly , fat , orange , and wighs more than 40 elephants . thank god , samii , jwoww and angelina are here 2 save the day . little wannabe skank

  • sal the fish
    sal the fish

    Who really cares? MTV needs to get back into the videos. It was much better then, I thought the M stood for music anyway?

  • judge
    judge

    skank...just a skank

  • Chuck
    Chuck

    What she needs to do is shave that mustache

  • Kenny
    Kenny

    Who really cares? MTV needs to get back into the videos.

  • Drue
    Drue

    No one successful would have any reason to date her. I'm surprised even other losers date her. There's nothing attractive about her on ANY level...

  • m
    m

    And how do all of you look? She is cute...leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot. she's a pig. oink oink

  • m
    m

    what a fat ugly pig!!!!! OINK!! OINK!!

  • grossedout
    grossedout

    They're all gross..caught a few minutes of it...one guy "hooking up" with some girl, while another guy ate a sandwich and watched them. Freaking disgusting, gross, immoral pigs!

  • Rater
    Rater

    Poor girl. She really thinks she's desirable. Someone should tell her she looks a lot like a hooker.

  • snooki*is*a*troll
    snooki*is*a*troll

    What the Hell is this buttertroll still doing in the news?

  • Lino
    Lino

    your a disgusting girl and as an Italian I know you were raised better unless your folks a Jagoffs

  • Jay
    Jay

    She should date a garbage man so he can take out the trash!!!

  • Jason
    Jason

    Yep, pigs are delicious and there is no use for that ugly whore...so dont compare pigs to snooki...

  • joan rivers
    joan rivers

    ssshhhheeeee iiiiiiisssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhooooooorrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tramp

  • vishman
    vishman

    a pug is much cuter than snooki! yeah , stop insulting pigs

  • vishman
    vishman

    She can make any expression she wants, her face cant be saved. Greasy, slimy, stupid. Why America Why? you can stop theses idiotic shows by not watching. Every minute watching is a minute dumber you become

  • Mt255
    Mt255

    Oh my god,she's so annoying,ugly,fat,orange,ugly again,it makes me barf every time i see that whore

  • Denni
    Denni

    I guess she never has to buy costume during halloween looking like that,just think that is how she looks like with make up and tan,i dont even want to know how she looks like without it...scary...

  • Dss80
    Dss80

    She does look like an Oompa Loompa, also with her lips she looks like an OWL...she's a fat whore

  • hoe
    hoe

    She's not even Italian. She was a ''feed a hungry child'' baby that was adopted

  • kit
    kit

    Cute?! She looks like an orange Danny Devito with a bad wig, but if you find that cute, I guess more power to you. I'm not sure what 'former anorexic' is referring to, she's not skinny. At her height, 100 lb is a normal weight.

  • Suck_IT
    Suck_IT

    Snooki is a PIG SERIOUSLY! This girl is so ridiculously ugly. It completely blows my mind that these subhumans they put on this show called Jersey Shore were even allowed to have their own show on MTV. I swear the executives at MTV must be either inbred or on crack. Snooky is freakin hideous I wouldnt even let her in my bed to be kicked out of later.

  • Scooter
    Scooter

    The fact that there are virtually no comments in support of this skank gives me hope for a better future. By the way, MTV sucks.

  • Deez
    Deez

    only in America can an uneducated overweight alcoholic slut make it big!

  • Professor D
    Professor D

    I can only imagine (and suppress the urge to gag) what she's going to look like when she's 50...

  • moses
    moses

    Really? Sorry but me and my friends got trashed at clubs and parties in high school,her getting arrested was the best,I can't believe people watch that crap!! reality tv is getting out of hand! New show idea; ALL reality stars and producers get stuck on an island and fight to the death and the winner keeps the ONE (and only one) REALITY SHOW on the air. (based on th e movie "the condemmed") seriously reality tv is just rediculous!!!

  • SASKj
    SASKj

    Snooki is a PIG a pug is much cuter than snooki!

  • JoLee
    JoLee

    Snooki is a PIG I'd say she's more of a cow, but in any case some kind of domesticated farm animal. I think there are websites that cater to people who like that.

  • Marshall
    Marshall

    And how do all of you look? She is cute...leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot. Is that the only rationalization that you could think of...........she is over the top and a oinker

  • Nofatties
    Nofatties

    She needs to start starving herself again...ugly skank.

  • tams
    tams

    former anorexic??? huh?

  • Bob Saget
    Bob Saget

    And why does she always do that ugly thing with her lips? It's not sexy or cute it retarded.

  • annabannana56
    annabannana56

    Sorry honey,nobody wants you. expect the douchebags from Jersey Shore.

  • do ya think
    do ya think

    the girl has a stash and is orange - prospects aren't that great.

  • Doom
    Doom

    good ! very good

  • Jules
    Jules

    And how do all of you look? She is cute...leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Why and how is this butt ugly girl famous? Good lord what a mug!

  • Jessica
    Jessica

    Snooki is a PIG AMEN TO THAT!! These people make me ashamed to be Italian!!

  • mark
    mark

    She looks like an orange Oompa Loompa...

  • Elmo
    Elmo

    Snooki is a PIG

 
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