Snooki Wants to Date a Businessman
Moving away from the “juiceheads” of her past, everyone’s favorite former anorexic Jersey Shore guidette is snookin’ for love with a very specific kind of man.
Snooki tells E!’s Daily Ten:
The past luck that I’ve had with these gorillas isn’t amazing. It’s not a fairy tale. I want a fairy tale and I feel if I can get a fairy tale with anybody, it would be like a successful businessman and his last name needs to end in a vowel.
Exes Jeff Miranda and Emilio Masella have the vowel-ending surnames going for them, but both fell short on the ‘happily ever after front,’ what with Emilio cheating on Snook and gimmicky Jeff proposing on the cover of Steppin Out magazine.
At least Snooki is raking in the dough while she waits for her Prince Charming-o!
Snooks will probably have no problem finding men, considering how hot she and her new bangs looked in photos from the red carpet at the 2010 VMAs. Check out Snooki making out with her co-star (and BFF) Deena Nicole at the Shore and peep at pics of her looking sexy in a swimsuit. What do you think, fellas?
Have a boyfriend idea for Snooki? Play matchmaker in the comments.
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Snooki is a PIG
She looks like an orange Oompa Loompa…
[quote=Elmo]Snooki is a PIG[/quote]
AMEN TO THAT!!
These people make me ashamed to be Italian!!
Why and how is this butt ugly girl famous? Good lord what a mug!
And how do all of you look? She is cute…leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot.
good ! very good
the girl has a stash and is orange – prospects aren’t that great.
Sorry honey,nobody wants you. expect the douchebags from Jersey Shore.
And why does she always do that ugly thing with her lips? It’s not sexy or cute it retarded.
former anorexic??? huh?
She needs to start starving herself again…ugly skank.
[quote=Jules]And how do all of you look? She is cute…leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot.[/quote]
Is that the only rationalization that you could think of………..she is over the top and a oinker
[quote=Elmo]Snooki is a PIG[/quote]
I’d say she’s more of a cow, but in any case some kind of domesticated farm animal. I think there are websites that cater to people who like that.
[quote=Elmo]Snooki is a PIG[/quote]
a pug is much cuter than snooki!
Really? Sorry but me and my friends got trashed at clubs and parties in high school,her getting arrested was the best,I can’t believe people watch that crap!! reality tv is getting out of hand! New show idea; ALL reality stars and producers get stuck on an island and fight to the death and the winner keeps the ONE (and only one) REALITY SHOW on the air. (based on th e movie “the condemmed”) seriously reality tv is just rediculous!!!
I can only imagine (and suppress the urge to gag) what she’s going to look like when she’s 50…
only in America can an uneducated overweight alcoholic slut make it big!
The fact that there are virtually no comments in support of this skank gives me hope for a better future. By the way, MTV sucks.
[quote=Elmo]Snooki is a PIG[/quote]
SERIOUSLY! This girl is so ridiculously ugly. It completely blows my mind that these subhumans they put on this show called Jersey Shore were even allowed to have their own show on MTV. I swear the executives at MTV must be either inbred or on crack. Snooky is freakin hideous I wouldnt even let her in my bed to be kicked out of later.
Cute?! She looks like an orange Danny Devito with a bad wig, but if you find that cute, I guess more power to you. I’m not sure what ‘former anorexic’ is referring to, she’s not skinny. At her height, 100 lb is a normal weight.
She’s not even Italian. She was a ”feed a hungry child” baby that was adopted
She does look like an Oompa Loompa, also with her lips she looks like an OWL…she’s a fat whore
I guess she never has to buy costume during halloween looking like that,just think that is how she looks like with make up and tan,i dont even want to know how she looks like without it…scary…
Oh my god,she’s so annoying,ugly,fat,orange,ugly again,it makes me barf every time i see that whore
She can make any expression she wants, her face cant be saved. Greasy, slimy, stupid. Why America Why? you can stop theses idiotic shows by not watching. Every minute watching is a minute dumber you become
[quote=SASKj]
a pug is much cuter than snooki![/quote]
yeah , stop insulting pigs
ssshhhheeeee iiiiiiisssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhooooooorrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tramp
Yep, pigs are delicious and there is no use for that ugly whore…so dont compare pigs to snooki…
She should date a garbage man so he can take out the trash!!!
your a disgusting girl and as an Italian I know you were raised better unless your folks a Jagoffs
What the Hell is this buttertroll still doing in the news?
Poor girl. She really thinks she’s desirable. Someone should tell her she looks a lot like a hooker.
They’re all gross..caught a few minutes of it…one guy “hooking up” with some girl, while another guy ate a sandwich and watched them. Freaking disgusting, gross, immoral pigs!
what a fat ugly pig!!!!! OINK!! OINK!!
[quote=Jules]And how do all of you look? She is cute…leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot.[/quote]
she’s a pig. oink oink
No one successful would have any reason to date her. I’m surprised even other losers date her. There’s nothing attractive about her on ANY level…
Who really cares? MTV needs to get back into the videos.
What she needs to do is shave that mustache
skank…just a skank
[quote=Kenny]Who really cares? MTV needs to get back into the videos.[/quote]
It was much better then, I thought the M stood for music anyway?
snooki is just another well payed actress that only makes herself look stupid on tv . in fact i dont even know y she is on tv .she’s ugly , fat , orange , and wighs more than 40 elephants . thank god , samii , jwoww and angelina are here 2 save the day . little wannabe skank
[quote=Jules]And how do all of you look? She is cute…leave her alone. She gets paid to act like an idiot.[/quote]
No she isn’t cute. She is a fat, talentless slob who THINKS she’s cute. That’s one of the reasons why no one likes her. That & the fact that she is orange. Maybe she should beach her fat ass on lounger & actually tan in the sun.
You have no top lip I think you are so dam ugly and nasty too sleep with everyone …You might have a few stds they way you sleep with everyone and stay drunk like you do….i will never watch your show again it was sicking too watch …So i take it they are paying you too be a whore and a drunk …well they found that right girl …..your nastey lindsy lohan is much better then you would ever want too be …….you look like a street walker and a drunk too me
[quote=Bob Saget]And why does she always do that ugly thing with her lips? It’s not sexy or cute it retarded.[/quote]
you think its just her lips that arent sexy or cute? have you seen the rest of her?
The only businessman who might want to have anything to do with this spoiled, fat-ass tramp would be a very low-rent type PIMP.
Her parents should be slapped.
She’s a pig and a whore. She’s only on the show because she’ll screw anything, and she gets paid by the network to do so. Paid for sex=whore
[quote=mark]She looks like an orange Oompa Loompa…[/quote]
Oompa Loompas are already orange! :P
And yeah, she does.
[quote=Elmo]Snooki is a PIG[/quote]
A well paid PIG!!! People, wake up…The next time you need someone REALLY important…fireman, EMT, policeman, nurse, etc. ask them if they are being paid $10,000 for basically doing nothing.
I LOVE you Snookie…come to Cincinnati and let me take care of you forever. LOVE you …Electric MIke
Oompa loompa loompa de do if we are wise we won’t listen to an Orange Oompa loompa Drunkin Snookie hootchie Unhottie.
Last thing I want to hear is advice from some drunkin Oompa Loompa who now thinks she’s the catch of the day for business men. Sorry Snooks but most business men don’t have to bail their women out of Jail when they pick them up for a date. Snooks when you start wearing Victoria Beckham dresses instead instead of Forever 21 clothes MAYBE you got 1/2 shot with a successful classy guy. You might want to try cleaning up that glutter slut mouth you speak with too. Classy women do not speak like you do either.