Someone Gave Kelly Osbourne a Thrashing
See, Kelly Osbourne, now this is why you don't fool around with Samantha Ronson.
Lindsay Lohan might seem like a frail little dame, but you go poking around her lady's business and you wind up with a shiner and a noggin full of hurt.
Kelly headed out of her London flat and to the doctor after sustaining these injuries of unknown origin.
But let this serve as a lesson to everyone: You don't mess with the Lohan. A girl who does would be lucky to escape alive.
To be fair, it might not have been Lohan. There's no shortage of people who'd like to apply a little Irish mascara to Kelly Osbourne.