Spencer Pratt Called Out by David Letterman

Spencer Pratt Called Out by David Letterman-photo

Sign of our declining times Spencer Pratt made an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman Friday night. Letterman, obviously over having to speak to various idiots from The Hills, referred to Pratt as "a dope." He qualified the accurate assessment with "on the show," but he got his point across.

Pratt exhibited his usual douchey demeanor, professing his love for Heidi when he first sat down and pretending not to know who previous Letterman guest Lauren Conrad was. He was jarred out of his too-cool-for-school 'tude when Lettermen, in asking how he got on The Hills, added, "How'd you get on this show, as a matter of fact?" Spencer seemed as mystified by that as the rest of us.

The self-important Svengali addressed the current idiotic feud (which may or may not be over) between Conrad and Audrina Patridge. He explained that Conrad needed "a new person not to like."

When Letterman asked what exactly Pratt does for a living, Spencer said, "I live and breathe pop culture" and that he's in a partnership with "the next Jay-Z" (who is 12, by the way) and "the next Michael Jackson." God help us all.

Underscoring his exaggerated view of himself, Spence said he "won't go to a club anymore for less than $100,000." Cut to supportive girlfriend Heidi Montag in the greenroom, who confirmed the dollar amount by saying that she thought Spencer was "lowballing" it. A stunned Dave said, "What, does he bring a pony so kids can get their picture taken on it?"

So, is The Hills real? To Spencer, "Oh, it's real. Sadly, it's real." Thank you for summing up your life for us all, man.




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  • cj

    At the end of the interview, Heidi was actually going to cry at the end there because of how bad that went. David Letterman was ruthless. That interview was a total disaster! Looks like the 15 minutes of fame is almost up.

  • lisatee

    omg, he is always wearing copious amounts of make-up!

  • bawwow

    Whoever said "adorable" in the above poll has problems!!!

  • notobsessed

    He looks much better cleanshaved.

  • cameronkitty

    Douchenozzle? I like it- haha. Letterman just tells it like it is though, he's great!

  • dancodesigns

    Spencer is a douchenozzle, but Letterman is starting to sound like an angry old man. I wish Conan was replacing him rather than Leno.

  • mraniston

    He wont go to a club for less than 100,000? Is this kid for real? You've got to be a real idiot to dish out that money to get Heidi and Spencer to come to your club.

  • missamericandream

    Haha this was a great interview - classic spencer

  • rockinout

    Letterman is awesome, man. He really calls people out on their sh*t.