Steve-O: Dancing with the Jackasses?
Sources report that "Jackass" and all-around wildman Steve-O, 33, has signed on to star on the next season of Dancing with the Stars to air in March.
Which professional dancer is going to want to pair with that guy? Can you picture Cheryl Burke trying to get him to rehearse while he staples his body parts together and look for things around the dance studio to snort?
"We never comment on casting rumors, true or false," the show's producers have said.
Word is that Steve-O even auditioned to be on the show.
But producers do have a habit of choosing several people to appear, but then whittling down the contestants right before the official line-up is announced.
In recent months, Steve-O has gone through his fair share of travails.
He checked himself into Cedars-Sinai's mental health ward in L.A. in March, and pled guilty to cocaine possession in June.
If producers were looking for someone to top Cloris Leachan's shenanigans, they've found their guy.