Tara Reid Looks to the Future
Oct 13, 2008 at 3:59pm
Oh, Tara Reid, gone are the salad days of classy movie roles and high profile boyfriends.
Now you’re saddled with shilling your bikini online to make a few bucks. And you’re seeing this guy, who apparently thinks hitting up a Malibu psychic counts as a date.
No wonder you don’t wanna get engaged to him.
At least he’s not having to prop you up as you stumble outside half-crocked again.
So what did the palm reader have to say, anyway—”Drink up, baby…it only goes downhill from here”?























I bet when she looked into the future she saw a fistful of Vicodin.
I predict a dp movie and an overdose.